𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑹𝑼𝑰𝑻𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝒀 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑪𝑯 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑵𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑲 ! Joined September 2022

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

An awkward silence passes between the two... Seemingly he can't decide whether to express his impatience or placate his "host". Yet the tapping of his foot grows ever louder. "Hmmm... One of those salacious types, are you? Yes, yes, I'm quite a prize."

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

!!! He leaps forward with surprising speed, swiftly blocking off the exit. "AH WAITWAITWAIT! S-surely we CIVILIZED GENTLEMEN can come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, here..." His hands are waving frantically, now. "N-name your price! Just, so long as gold isn't involved..."

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

"NOW NOW, let us not jump to any conclusions. Surely that crude patchwork was worth but a few coins! Regardless-- it's all I have on my person. Unless you'd also be willing to accept BOMBS? I have *plenty* to spare... HEE HEE HEE!"

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

"HMM? This isn't the bazaar-- but some lizardman's abode! ASSISTANT!" He crossed his arms, seeming to be without much remorse. "Now-- I am trying to remain COVERT, so let us resolve this without involving the royal guard... A few shillings will serve to recompense, yes?"

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

He's learned so very many ways of making potions that turn you wider... And yet still hasn't cracked the secret to turning you taller. Bah!

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

Assistant. Surely even a birdbrain -- AHEM -- A SIMPLETON like yourself can understand evil geniuses need beauty sleep for their big and beautiful minds. Which is to say: I am going back to bed. DO NOT WAKE ME.

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

Was being allowed into his private quarters not enough?! He'd given Oran permission to use his silken sheets, not to make him his-- mmhf! -- *snuggle buddy*! Ooh, he's quite lucky Plague's chilly body required warming up in that exact moment, or he'd be receiving a staff bashing!

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

I do not *squawk*! I CACKLE, like any mad alchemist should! SQUAWK! Err... HEE HEE! @CajuChar

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

ASSISTANT! You WILL put me down this *instant*! My short stature is hardly an excuse to treat me as some *hand-me-down plush toy*!!

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

// society if i was on here 🏙️

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

a year ago

I hope you didn't think you'd be rid of me?! PAH, as if! And rob the world of its most TALENTED AND EVIL GENIUS?

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

2 years ago

Late night... Not a soul around to witness him. A better time than any to practice his dancing skills, heheh...

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

2 years ago

ASSISTANT! You WILL cease this horseplay at once! My dressings are in no way a part of this experiment... But... even so, you 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 admit you're jealous of my well-crafted figure, yes? 𝘏𝘌𝘌!

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

2 years ago

*Must* you gawk at my each and every habit? I'm simply airing myself out... It's quite *stuffy* beneath these robes you know, hee - hee! ...bah, no matter. Stare all you like, so long as you don't whine...

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𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 ! @EXPLODATORIAL

2 years ago

No. There are only two. Believe him, he's a decent counter. But if there were a hundred, it would be at least slightly impressive... Two is child's play!

𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗨𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡 @CorruptedUni

2 years ago

No. There are only two. Believe him, he's a decent counter. But if there were a hundred, it would be at least slightly impressive... Two is child's play!