Ben @EditDictionary
I show websters and http://t.co/yP3G58X4ek who is boss and what they're missing. Follow and I won't touch your mother. Joined June 2011-
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Groggery- Shoving a WD-40 covered steel gauntlet up the anus of your partner.
Pussy Getter- Rubber boots with your jean tucked inside of them.
Fap'n'nap- When you masturbate so hard you need to take a nap after.
Bail Whale- Some one who always has to leave conveniently when they are asked for help.
LOL funny trend twitter but you need to work to get paid. #whenblackpeoplegetpaid #foodstamps
Dog in a Bath Tub- Trying to shove your nuts in ones anus, named so because it is as hard as keeping a dog in a bath tub.
Corkscrew- Crossing your fingers and sticking them in your partners favorite orifice. It goes well with a wrist spinning motion.
Corn- A term for a hot girl that is so hot you'd gladly eat corn out of her shit.
Couch Bombing- Fill a ziplock bag with some sort of lube and stick it between the couch cushions and have your way with it.
Cops Delight- Cumming on a girls stink hole making a glazed donut.
Chocolate Pizza- Finding hemorrhoids while eating some ones shitty brown eye.
Trying their best to not be black, or do what black people do. #whitepeoplehobbies
Coyote- Waking up beside a fat chick and wanting to leave while she sleeps, you realize your arm around her and knaw your own arm off.
The Bronco- Having sex with a girl from behind grab her breast and yell another girls name, her trying to get away is like riding bronco
Brown Bagging- Putting a brown paper bag over an ugly girls face during sex to avoid vomiting.
Brown Necklace- Having sex with a girls fun bags after anal sex.
The Canine Special- Applying peanut butter to your balls and giving the family dog a shout to come lick it off.
Arabian Goggles- The act of placing one testicle on each one of your partners eyes.
Toyota Passion ❤️ @toyotapassion
53 Followers 520 Following Para todos esos amantes de Toyota traemos Toyota Passion, síguenos en instagram: toyotapassion publicamos tu foto
DABLIZZ @iam_dablizz
692 Followers 2K Following Am an afro/hip-hop music artiste & a Song writer. #Connect
Cupcakes&Collards @CCandCollards
55 Followers 377 Following
Melissa @SacredTraveler6
5K Followers 6K Following ~Interior decorator, web designer ~Mom to 1 son, 5 cats and 2 Chorkies ~Card slingin', spiritual badass 💫🔮 ~Rock 'n roll 🤘
1-2-3 Sprinx @123Sprinx
47 Followers 332 Following Owner of 1-2-3 Sprinx sprinkler irrigation and repairs
Tha Ginga Ninja @GingeConfession
13 Followers 356 Following Random Ginger with souless introspects Circa the 90's. Confessions of a Ginger
Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie
511 Followers 2K Following Progressive advocate & fan of CHI sports, fun facts, good food. Can’t get enough political news & bad TV. A sucker for anything Olympic and good causes. She/her
Meagan N @Meags_xx
80 Followers 264 Following Twenty-four years young. Loving working as a hairstylist. Missing the music industry.
Jeff @jmcmcgee
657 Followers 3K Following
BLUE COLLAR BOYS @BCBthemovie
274 Followers 983 Following Two brothers witness the crumbling of their father's construction business at the hands of a greedy developer and decide to fight for revenge. Action/Drama Film
CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac
249 Followers 1K Following
Fat Jesus @Jayzuss
401 Followers 552 Following I'm not the real Jesus. At least not according to those Christian people. Grammar Nazi extraordinaire. Lover of life. Easily annoyed by menial shit.
PC Vacations @PCVacation
75 Followers 496 Following Saving you 50% or more on all your travel! Go Places with PC Vacations!
illiniemags @illiniemags
272 Followers 2K Following I don't tweet much. Lollapalooza. Sports. Randomness. Cubs. Bears. Blackhawks. UM and I-L-L alumnus. Oh, and if you're a news site, don't misspell something.
Ginger/Bongz @Bongani1695
128 Followers 690 Following
coypondfishstick @coypondfishstik
41 Followers 307 Following
Follow The Trainers! @TheTrainerFans
163 Followers 756 Following Official fans of @AlecTheTrainer, @EricTheTrainer, @shadbeast, @Ivan_TheTrainer, and @JonLeeBrody. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. –Mark Twain
JAM Magazine @JamMagOnline
896 Followers 2K Following JAM Magazine, The Original Music Preview, #ConcertReview, Interview Media covering the national & local #DFW music scene since 1979. #OnTour #JamMagazine #Music
Inspireme. @inspireme2k13
390 Followers 1K Following New year. New start..... Clichè right? #teamfollowback
#QUIKSILVER @kilverjesus20
199 Followers 556 Following
Christian Java @ShaTheNight
362 Followers 2K Following
Christian Brenner @Epicspecialties
26K Followers 32K Following Founder of Soccer Chess Strategy and Author of Unlock Your Messi Mindset 📘 Inspiring resilience & growth | Helping you unlock your potential
Atomic Mesa @atomicmesa
47 Followers 324 Following Streamers for video games, video game events and other gaming related events and activities. http://t.co/NeIczkEhJb
megan ruth @megankmcmillan
567 Followers 608 Following
Lisa Avellino @Lisa_Avellino
358 Followers 300 Following National Spokesperson @Balance3HPlus Corporate wellness consultant, master certified personal trainer, fitness video host and health writer.
Mārtiņš 🇺🇦 @martiyz
83 Followers 561 Following Real Eyes Realise Real Lies he/apache helicopter/whatever Libtard- or however you call sane people
Learn English @learnenglish_mx
503 Followers 241 Following Grupo de maestros americanos y británicos de inglés con experiencia.Clases en tu oficina o casa. Contacto: http://t.co/[email protected]
••• @TARN_PAYOONNOI
278 Followers 2K Following
Tonya S. @shipptonya
512 Followers 3K Following #AdministrativeAssistant, #Bookkeeper, #Writer, #Photographer, #Model, #Actor #Singer #Parent, #Fashionista, #Adventurer, #Shopaholic.
NVMIR GXTTI @_YungStar
85 Followers 524 Following Brooklyn made me who i am #TeamBrooklyn nd i stay on ma @BigSean shit cause i do it
myAviationHUB @ACSalesWorld
2K Followers 4K Following The Fastest Growing #Aviation #Classified Website in the World. #Helicopters #Jets #Aircraft #Aviation Goods & Services
Krys Penn @KrysPenn
345 Followers 2K Following iSing,iRap,iWrite,iBake,iDoHair,iGroom,iBreedDogs,iCook, I’m Pretty Much An Open Book To Say The Least!
Felicia Harris @mahogany_115
83 Followers 3K Following
MONDOLATEX @MONDOLATEX
1K Followers 3K Following Siguenos / Follow Us: Facebook : MONDOLATEX, YouTube: MONDOLATEX
🌸ℒℴѵℯ🌸 @LOVEpeacejoyYOU
3K Followers 3K Following
Shari Davis @Shari4SD
198 Followers 957 Following I've been a Realtor since 1995 and I've helped hundreds of families over the years! Primarily serving San Diego, Calilfornia! I’d love to help you too!
BUDGET AUTO REPAIR @Budgetautorepai
1K Followers 1K Following Cars, Honest full Service Auto Repair,We work on domestic and foreigner cars!
Ebony Amberr @EbonyAmberr
930 Followers 671 Following
Deanna Barillari @deannabarillari
483 Followers 782 Following Terrible Tweeter. Producer of things. Has very small hands.
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Profit36 @Lil_Yo
877 Followers 2K Following 📸🅿️3️⃣6️⃣Films&Photography •SoufSideATL Visual Specialist
Josh Hutcherson. @BieberSaysSwag
321 Followers 682 Following Aye, Another Belieber here, i'm just gonna say the same shit i always say, i fucking love Mr. Bieber. End of story. ♥
Camery @_Camery_
555 Followers 1K Following S.I.P Frank Gore BloodLine❤️ // Angelo Zion Galvez 10-18-17💙💙
Bonquiqui @ThinkImYNasty
415 Followers 708 Following Ewww Bitch Ya Pussy Stank! #TeamFollowBack.#TeamBOSS #TeamILOVEGOD & if your reading this you gotta suck me up :) Follow @ThinkImAlinasty shes AWESOME & BEXY AF
ada imo @pimpnamedApril
624 Followers 565 Following
Forever And Always @bria03505
448 Followers 1K Following red is our color, glitter is our swag, stay strong is our motto, demi lovato is our idol ♥ Rise like a skyscraper ♥ ♥
dutch sentences! @xdutchsentences
169 Followers 3 Following If someone says to you You're not perfect tell them this, If there was perfection, you and I wouldn't exist. -Stephen Hawking.
June 20 @_Destiney96
304 Followers 644 Following I tweet whatever comes to my mind| DiorDoll | June 20, 1996 | Fav. Color: Pink | #Team: Followback |
bstacks @_BellaAshleigh
1K Followers 1K Following Ball State Alum #TeamBreezy ✊RIP Daddy, Cheyenne & Malik ❤️
Bria X El🔮💜✨|... @briaxelxo
1K Followers 740 Following | Welcome to the Sanctuary 🌈🐍| Soft & Sensual Domme | Bless the Goddess so She may bless you 🌈🐍✨| $briaxelxo | $44 Tribute | Invest and Heal with me ✨💜
BitterSweet @xavieru19
85 Followers 51 Following you wasted 3 seconds of your life reading this shit.
Steph @ptvstephaniee
906 Followers 959 Following I complain a lot. Mom to Aiden. 10.13.16 James Franco liked one of my pictures once. 😏
💖 @sylairm
283 Followers 115 Following
Hana Musa @HanaMusa
334 Followers 243 Following
mer @Blindislovee
68 Followers 53 Following
Intentional Twins @Intent__TwinsTV
2K Followers 2K Following Redeemed Millennials , being Transparent about the past while walking into our Promised Future. Challenged to help Reestablish the Original Kingdom Agenda
Алладин @LampAladin
3K Followers 4K Following Хочешь исполнения желаний?Загадай желание и зафоловь меня!И раб лампы исполнит твоё желание!:):):) #rufollowback #followback Ретвит пж http://t.co/4S5iZzQFdA :)
Andrea Salvador @andy_2305
617 Followers 487 Following Medical Doctor. I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.
Taylor🌻 @taylorvwhitaker
581 Followers 675 Following
★Believe In Delena�... @xDelenaDreamx
377 Followers 832 Following The Name Is Evelia.I LaLaLa Love and Support Delena!!Two Of The Most Beautiful Girlz Are On My Mind EVERYDAY!!#ICONiac,#Selenator,#KoalaDanceBot,#SkyScraper!!x3
Daughter Of Men @LitforBieber
1K Followers 848 Following not really active on twitter anymore, but I still support the Biebs!
Alice Rath @Alice_Rath
2K Followers 845 Following Paid Media Specialist Consultant for Charities 💚 Humanitarianism, Global Health & International Development 🌎 Working with: @350 & @GOSHCharity
Caitlin Barron ② @wispa_ap
283 Followers 591 Following 20. Zoology student. Mild animal addiction. Pole dancing. Aerial hoop. Tattoos and piercings. Slightly obsessed with Hat Films....
SpringBreaker-Lover @AldiiSciardis
227 Followers 431 Following ♡♛ Be yourself, everyone else is already taken ♡♛
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568 Followers 375 Following in the morning i listen to the news, at night i listen to the blues
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