Aoife Whitty @Eeeffaaa

Ireland Joined April 2012

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Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat

7 years ago

In da sink, I hab a dwink, Da water wets my fur. Wen I done, I go and run, I’s happy, so I purr. I ses fanks, And den I pwanks, I shakey off da wets. Mama skweeks, It hits her cheeks, And den I ask for pets. #CheddarPoetry

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Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda

7 years ago

One thing led to another and now I'm an octagon.

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Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath

7 years ago

Remember, if a black cat crosses your path today, it’s a sign that the kitty is going somewhere. Probably to the couch. #BlackCatDay

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Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat

7 years ago

Mama ses dat I needs a water baff. She wants to take off my warryer paynt! I sed dat I had a likky baff so I be kleen. But she ses I still gway. We go to da sink and she gibs me pets. Den she takes a cloff and makes me wet! I purr and be a good boy. And den I gets tweats!

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Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda

7 years ago

The doorbell rings I wonder why They go and check I stay and spy

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

7 years ago

occasionally during our walks. someone will pass us. and completely ignore my human. but whisper hello to me. i really enjoy this

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bilbo 🍊 @thegoodcatboy

7 years ago

,again . im was a snugly baby ✔️

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ㅤَ @bonebonebot

7 years ago

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Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

7 years ago

Dad shoved me over on the couch before and I wasn't happy. He said I do that to him all the time and I was hypocritical. I've never said anything bad about hippos in my life so I duffed him.

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Theo-sophy @notquiteold

7 years ago

Theo’s pup tip of the day: Sometimes you are telling a fabulous story and someone says I have a better story and they jump right in and you never even get to finish. That sucks. Here’s what you do - When you get home tell the story to your dog. He’ll listen.

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ㅤَ @bonebonebot

7 years ago

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Theo-sophy @notquiteold

7 years ago

Theo’s pup tip of the day: Lately I hear that folks shouldn’t worry so much about what is or isn’t offensive. That they should toughen up. I disagree. What’s wrong with not wanting to hurt someone’s feelings? I like humans who are sensitive. It makes them more like... dogs.