Mandy @Mandystuff

I'm a slim, long-haired tuxedo cat. ... What, mom?! (Sigh.) I’m short-haired and on a diet. I hunt for lost crunchies in my spare time. #bandeclawing Florida, USA Joined July 2019

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Mandy @Mandystuff

5 years ago

A candle for you, beautiful Kevin. You made us laugh, made us wish we could just hold you. Thank you, dad, for sharing the funny old world of Kevin and Scampi with us. ❤️🐾 #CandleForKevin

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MANDY: What do you mean we’re taking a break? MOM: We might not post a daily tweet. MANDY: Why? Are we sick? MOM: No. It’s ok to take a break sometimes sweetie. MANDY: Oh. Bye for just awhile twitter friends! We love you. 😺❤️ MOM: Yes. We do. 🙂❤️ #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Can we watch a movie tonight mom and dad? MOM: Sure sweetie. MANDY: And have popcorn? DAD: Absolutely. MANDY: And can I control the remote dad? DAD: Hey look. A blue jay in the bird bath. MOM: 😏 #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MOM: Mandy, it’s way past your bedtime. Lights out. MANDY: Hey. What’s that book you’re reading? 😺 MOM: Not now sweetie. Time for sleep. MANDY: Ok mom but what’s your book about? Food? MOM: No. It’s about 11:30. 😏 Good night. #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

It’s good to get up close to those you’re self isolating with. 🌸🐾 #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Mom, the birds are in our bird bath all the time. MOM: It is popular. You also bathe yourself a lot. MANDY: Mom I CLEAN myself. I don’t bathe. MOM: Hmm. Maybe it’s time for a real bath. 😏 MANDY: 😳 ... Actually BATHE is what I do mom. I bathe! #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Mom it’s Easter Sunday and most churches are closed. MOM: Yes. MANDY: So people can’t worship! MOM: Sure they can. They can worship at home. MANDY: That counts? MOM: Worship has more to do with where your heart is, sweet girl, than where your body is. 😏 #cats #Easter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MOM: Sweetie did you find the lizard that ran under the bed yesterday? MANDY: Hermit? MOM: That’s its name? MANDY: Yeah. Bernate is his brother. Bernate will find him! MOM: You want me to let another lizard go under the bed?! MANDY: No mom! He’s already under there! 😺 #cats

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MOM: Mandy was that a lizard you brought inside? MANDY: Yeah. He squirmed free and ran under the bed. MOM: Mandy! 🤨 MANDY: Don’t worry mom. He’s safe. He’s self isolating. 😺 #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: *Tippy-tap. Tippy-tap. Tippy, tippy, tippy-tap. MOM: You’re really going at your tap dancing today sweetie. MANDY: Yeah, mom. I’m tapping out coronavirus germs! MOM: Sweetie we don’t have coronavirus in our house. MANDY: See? It’s working! 😺 #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Are you whistling mom? MOM: Yes. MANDY: How do you do it? MOM: Well, as Bacall said, just put your lips together and blow. MANDY: I’m doing it mom!! MOM: No sweetie, you’re purring. 🙂 MANDY: Oops, sorry. MOM: Oh sweet girl. You never have to apologize for purring. #cats

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Is hating bad mom? MOM: Well, hating tends to lead to more hating. MANDY: Ok. MOM: And loving tends to lead to more loving. MANDY: Ok. So getting one treat tends to lead to getting a few more?? 😺 #catlogic #cats

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Mom, I think I’m gonna run for office. MOM: Really? MANDY: Yeah, mom. Cats need representation too. MOM: Ok sweetie, so what will your platform be? MANDY: I guess it needs to be a tall one. So people can see me. #cats #Caturday

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Mom you’re eating again? MOM: It’s nervous eating. MANDY: Cause of the virus? MOM: Yes sweetie. MANDY: I’m nervous too mom. Really bad. MOM: So you need a treat? MANDY: Yeah. MOM: Your nervousness came on quite suddenly.😏 MANDY: You inspired me! 😺 #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: That? Yes! *crunch MANDY: That? No. MANDY: That? Yes! *crunch MANDY: That? No. MANDY: That? ... MOM: Sweetie what are you doing? MANDY: I’m cleaning the kitchen floor mom! 😺 #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: Mom you’re not cleaning house as much as you usually do. MOM: I have a bit of a cold. MANDY: Want me to bring you something? MOM: No, thanks sweetie. But you could put your toys in order. MANDY: ... I think I have a bit of a cold. #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MOM: Bye sweetie. I’ll be back in a bit. MANDY: Mom! You shouldn’t leave the house. Where are you going? MOM: To the grocery store. MANDY: Can’t it wait? You shouldn’t go out. MOM: Your favorite treats are on the list. 😏 MANDY: 😳... 😺 Bye mom! #cats #catsoftwitter

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

Here’s my sun puddle for you to enjoy too. Love, Mandy 💕 #cats #findingsunpuddles

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

Even though you’re stuck at home you can still do butt lifts! #Caturday #cats

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Mandy @Mandystuff

6 years ago

MANDY: So you’re cooking tonight dad? DAD: Yep. MANDY: Is that because you laughed when I asked mom if she was a good cook? DAD: Bingo. MANDY: Are you a good cook dad? DAD: I can boil water. 😏 MANDY: MOM!!! Dad’s making boiled water for dinner! #cats #catsoftwitter