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“Live, Love, Lettuce”
“how can bread be empty carbs if they make me fulll?”
@_boomair @Kay_coool I puked up most of mine @Kay_coool post that clip
@CelloLife when they say that, just send them this
“Is a dillo just an armadillo without armor?”
“yeah, I think you said more stupid stuff than I did”
“I’m only dancing because I’m cooking vegetables”
“I wanna make hummus pasta all the vegans are talking bout it”
“Ya I am a hoe for veggies”
“well that’s the thing, I don’t have eyes”
“Reflexes are for dumb people”