Phil Elson @ElsonPhil
Author 🖋📚 Check out my latest books: “Colin’s Correspondence” and “Very Annoying People... On Your Train” - now available to buy at https://t.co/4rwjfd0Csv - 🐷 🚂 London, England Joined August 2018-
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Have your say! Vote now using the poll pinned to my profile, for the behaviour you find most annoying on trains! Poll results will be posted next week 🚂 #VAP #VeryAnnoyingPeople #On #Your #Train
My latest book OUT NOW! Very Annoying People... On Your Train 🚂 🚊 amazon.co.uk/Very-Annoying-…
@ElsonPhil We're delighted Alicia's reply was well received, Phil! We'll make sure she sees this :) The book sounds great - we hope it does well! Thanks, Emma
Thx so much @NestleUKI for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @marksandspencer for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @hovisbakery for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @BockettsFarm for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Still awaiting a response 😢... @RoyalAstroSoc
Thx so much @LaMontanaCandle for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @KelloggCompany for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @comparethemkt for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx to this kebab shop for the great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @HeinzUK for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @compassbus for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @reigatebanstead for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @premierinn for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
Thx so much @10DowningStreet for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
@Scarfie1 @flybe @KLM Glad you enjoyed it 😃 not from KLM, but plenty of similar interactions with other companies. There are loads more in the book if you fancy heading over to Amazon amazon.co.uk/Colins-Corresp…
Thx so much @flybe for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.
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