Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

Joined August 2014

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

2 years ago

@Housesitting thinks THIS is an “inherently dangerous animal” lol please grow up

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

3 years ago

@flaco_theowl Flaco blink twice if you need help

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New York Immigration Coalition (NYIC) @thenyic

4 years ago

HUGE: NYS budget must include the #AccessToRepresentation Act says @timesunion: It’s cruel & unjust to expect immigrants, who may not even speak English, to represent themselves in court proceedings that could shape the course of their families’ lives.” timesunion.com/opinion/articl…

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CARE for Immigrant Families @care4immigrants

4 years ago

Like any good millennial, making phone calls gives @emilypatka anxiety, but she made her calls b/c she believes that every immigrant New Yorker should have a fighting chance in immigration court and we need to provide them with immigration attorneys! Will you join Emily 📞?

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

4 years ago

@ABC Help, I tried to read this and now I smell burnt toast

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

4 years ago

Sorry I was late someone beeped at me to go faster

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

4 years ago

Impeccable energy.

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

4 years ago

Update: found them. Follow me for more exciting news flashes.

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

4 years ago

A short while ago I said to myself, “this is a really dumb place to put my headphones,” as I put down my headphones. Now I can’t find them. I am my own worst enemy.

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

5 years ago

@NYCASP Booooooo

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

5 years ago

After a sudden and brutal 24 hour stomach flu, it is more clear to me than ever that my cat would absolutely eat me if I were to pass away.

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

5 years ago

Always had a gut feeling Dr. Oz was trash but man oh man…this is way more confirmation than I ever wanted.

Dr. Mehmet Oz @DrOz

5 years ago

#DishonestDave is NOT a true conservative. President Trump endorsed me because I will put America First and fight to Make America Great Again.

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

5 years ago

I started taking strattera and now I have like, a consistent bedtime routine…disorienting.

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

5 years ago

The idea of #twinflames just sounds like sparkly codependency to me 🤷‍♀️

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

5 years ago

@JoyceCarolOates You’re right Joyce, none of us who enjoy Halloween decor have experienced grief or the death of a loved one. You are the only one to experience human emotions and only the way you deal with them is right! @niftykt24

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Emily Patka @EmilyPatka

5 years ago

What a terrible idea 🙃

Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne

5 years ago

Don’t spam the Texas Right to Life Whistleblower tip line. That would be terrible. Yes, I’m including a link to it but only so nobody wastes those anti-abortion assholes’ time. That would be bad and I definitely have NOT been doing that. prolifewhistleblower.com/anonymous-form/