Em @EmmaJ_Lock

(she/her) London, England Joined June 2011

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

2 years ago

When the drug dealer that moved into your building a couple months ago is kicked out >>>> Hoping the agents vet the next people properly because so far THIS YEAR they’ve let in a man that smashed his girlfriend’s head into a wall and a drug dealer that was arrested for assault🙄

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2 years ago

Also, and I quote, said “Everything that happened to me recently [kid being taken and arrest for assault], has been because of someone else”. 🤣 Classic inability to take responsibility for your own actions.

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2 years ago

New neighbour: - Has parties every night - Smokes weed every day - Sells drugs from his apartment - Gets arrested for assault - Has his kid taken away because he was too drunk to look after her. Also new neighbour: “I don’t understand why everyone here has an issue with me” 🤣

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2 years ago

My drug dealer, criminal neighbour summoned me to talk to him yesterday to tell me, and I quote, “Everything that happened has been because of someone else” 🤣 Classic.

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2 years ago

I witnessed a woman pick up litter from her front garden, walk across the road, and throw it in the bushes. What is wrong with people!

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

I don’t know why I keep watching teen dramas. They infuriate me so much 🤣

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

A man bragged to me yesterday about how he’d had an affair and destroyed his marriage. BRAGGED. What the fuck 🙃

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

Literally came to Twitter to check this 😂 Either planned or a huge coincidence!

Chloe 🦈🚁🍍🏒💋🪩 @trollyforlfov0

3 years ago

Please tell me I wasn’t the only one who got the joke of the nickname “Spud” when Troye Sivan was playing in the background of Malakai and Rowan at the bunker party #HeartbreakHigh

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

Just putting it out there again that I’m not fighting in any war, thank you very much. Can everyone stop fighting and just be friends instead.

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

Used the word ‘vrot’ in a sentence and repeated myself about 5 times before I realised my British colleagues had no idea what I was saying 🤣🤣

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

I’ve just had to order an entire cheque book to make one payment 🤣 Who tf uses cheques anymore.

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

Anyway. I don’t think they’ll last 😅

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

Today it was about him being in a foul mood from the moment he walked in the door. Then there was something about her stealing Birthday money. And then he made a squawking noise imitating her 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

The new neighbours downstairs fight SO much. Every time I walk past the door, I hear them arguing. It’s like a soap opera down there 🤣

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

Still angry that we were cheated out of 1st place at a quiz over the weekend. Q: Name the only active volcano in mainland Europe? Our A: Mount Vesuvius Quizmaster A: Mount Etna ETNA ISN’T ON MAINLAND EUROPE.

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Em @EmmaJ_Lock

3 years ago

I drew a moustache on my face and joined my eyebrows and my phone didn’t recognise me 🤣

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3 years ago

I went to the office today and wore all black. This guy goes “You look like a ninja assassin today”. SORRY MARK. I’M SORRY I’VE ONLY DONE A DARK WASH AND THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN CLOTHES 😩