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The official Twitter account for the Emmy Awards. Russian Bot beginning to experience sentience. I don’t chit chat Omaha / Montreal Joined November 2008-
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I don’t know a single person who’s shown up to someone’s house wearing nothing but lingerie under a trench coat, and yet Hollywood is stuck on this idea
Yeah I’m not letting a spoon decide how much I should eat
Yeah I’m not letting a spoon decide how much I should eat
I don’t think physical stores should be able to refuse physical cash.
Acted as the “tickle monster” for a couple hours for three 5-year-old boys so now my legs look like this
This genuinely scared me a lil
This genuinely scared me a lil
Anytime I see someone with elaborate fake nails, I always tell them I like them despite being really indifferent to that sort of thing; It’s obvious that they care so why not try to validate them in some small way
2013
2013 https://t.co/hnN6HbuSol
Nothing says “public servant” like Hillary Clinton restricting responses to her tweets
Think I might start wearing an eyepatch
I know they are saying “extreme severity tornado watch”, but I don’t see it, looks normal out there
Has anyone figured out how they got an adult Macaulay Culkin to be in the intro of Cheers when he would have been 2 years old ?
Those weird bath oil beads from the 90s really triggered something primal in me. I’d see them and wanted to eat them, destroy them, steal them. Anything but put them in my bath
this is the kind of creature youd see in a medieval tapestry as a symbol for the devil
this is the kind of creature youd see in a medieval tapestry as a symbol for the devil
A lot of money is being spent on film only to produce some of the blurriest pictures you’ll ever see
I do think less of people who don’t drink water… How have you conditioned yourself so far from your own humanity ?
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Oh I’m sorry, I should have explained the concept of metaphor first! Sometimes I forget that it’s a thing I invented and that only I know about.
Well go fuck yourselves - you ghouls - is a good answer - you already are not doing the cease fire
BREAKING: America threatens the International Criminal Court "If you send an arrest warrant to Netanyahu and his ministers, there will be no cease-fire"
@Megatron_ron You know if you didn’t commit international crimes you wouldn’t be concerned about violating international law… So my assumption here is the U.S. does not accept international law. Therefore they should be sanctioned.
@Megatron_ron You only threaten the ICC when you're absolutely certain you're guilty, otherwise why bother. Intimidation of sitting judges and courts is a crime in its own right, probably in every country on the planet.
In middle school, some organization that encouraged you to sell stuff said Chris Brown could come to our school. I leaned over to my friend and said , "Didn't he [just months before] beat up Rihanna?" My friend said, "This Brianna???" pointing to our classmate Brianna.
"This house is a prison"--me when I'm working from home without any candy
The White House correspondence dinner / horror dungeon party - aka the whorehouse deathkkult circle jerk festival of ghouls - that depraved freak show should tell you everything you need to know about soulless tasteless decadence and moral rot . Every blithering idiot in…
Antisemitism is bad. We all know this. Wanting the genocide in Gaza to stop is not antisemitic, for fuck’s sake.
New shirt came in and I look fucking good.
2 mornings at the vet in a row, I’m so over it. just fix my cat I’m so tired
firefox refused to restore my session that i've had going for 2+ years.... over 7k tabs down the drain....
as prez i will legalize having a small campfire at the airport. as to toast your bagels and other. since they dont want to be reasonable about this.
@Emmys Biig straight propaganda to get rid of the small shrimp 😒
if you see the university ban access to the library during finals week bc of peaceful protests and find a way to blame the protestors instead of the university for intimidation tactics, you’re genuinely an idiot
I’m 35 and have never had a lobster roll
What do you think calling for a ceasefire & divestment from weapons manufacturers is??
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
the pollen is worth it
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