Marvin @EmoAndroid
Wearily on I go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow. Joined January 2012-
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I have just fired my entire PR team. Out of a cannon. Aimed at our sun. But don't worry, I read them some poetry first. #VogonRage
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@EmoAndroid @Captain_Zaphod They're not robots, they're bio-accuated-semi-autonomous-tea-delivery-drones on loan from @RepublicanDalek #Obey
"@VogonSenator: My interns always love getting pics of the Command Deck! youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoY… #Hmmm" #ohdear
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Mornings. Almost as fun as being dipped in acid and raked over a bed of red hot razor blades. #CoalitionAgainstMornings
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'. #customerservice
Bled oil on your floor Or ripped off your door You get to the point You can't stand any more
And when it breaks down or starts to annoy Or grinds when it moves and gives you no joy Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat
*sings off key * Share and Enjoy, Share and Enjoy! Journey through life with a plastic boy or girl by your side, Let your pal be your guide
@EmoAndroid @VogonSenator SUPPOSED TO BE PAID? NOT REALLY. BUT IT DOES HELP CREATE DEMAND AT WAL-MART!!
@VogonSenator @EmoAndroid WHO IS PAYING YOU TO TALK BACK, ANDROID?! #CLASSRAGE
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Law always comes down to what some old people think. #Obey #VoteVogon
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@EmoAndroid Of which said forms are kept current back to 5 trillion + 37 generations. You do realize I'm a Vogon, right?! #OhDear
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@EmoAndroid OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE IT! Ventilation system, always mucking about... Still, I'd like it if it would work.. like a decent chap.
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@EmoAndroid You wandered into my sleeping quarters mumbling to yourself. All. Night. Long. Not even waffles can fix this. #SoDepressed #Hate
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@EmoAndroid That's really depressing. Even for you.
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(I hate it when the mechanoids act up..) @EmoAndroid YOU'RE NOT ALIVE! For the trillionth time! Living things can actually die. #SeekHelp
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What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
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@EmoAndroid LESS TALK! MORE WAFFLES!
Make waffles, Marvin. Jettison the hitchhikers, Marvin. Tell the interns off, Marvin. Bloody ship wouldn't run if not for me. #votevogon
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