EMU Angry Goose @EmuGoose
stop sending me feet pics, you creeps Ypsilanti, MI Joined September 2018-
Tweets194
-
Followers134
-
Following58
-
Likes76
*sees a picture of James Smith* Anarchy is an ethos
0
0
2
0
0
View Details
*awakens, now beyond the reach of the sweet, impermanent dream* Man I gotta cut it with the Ambien. That crap nearly made me... reflect...
*hunts the @EMUKOI1 just to feel alive again*
*reenacts a Hallmark movie with nothing more than three trees and a google stock photo of another tree*
While you were studying the books, I was studying the honk
Looks like it’s almost time for me to go beat up a clock again...
*breaks in to the commons* Oh man am I ready for a good time-... why does this smell like a morgue?
@EmuGoose A similar reaction occurs when you huff the fumes of a the food at the commons
*hallucinates on hardcore fumes* OOOOH Doggy, do I love Halle Library!
Ayyy it’s Ben Franklin Day! Who else is gonna spend their holiday eating drywall and sniffing glue?
@m0llison George Bush Senior or Junior? There’s an important distinction there that must be made!
Hungover implies that I’m not constantly drunk. The proper sentence is that I’m too drunk to fly
@alxsikora15 @EmuGoose He’s too hungover to fly
@alxsikora15 We have wings for a reason
The cold means nothing to a proper Goose
@alxsikora15 @EmuGoose He’s too hungover to fly
The cold means nothing to a proper Goose
@alxsikora15 @EmuGoose He’s too hungover to fly
EMU Angry Goose retweeted
@alxsikora15 You can’t get rid of @EmuGoose that easily!
@EMUCommonsTV No no, you’re thinking of the best of defecating farm animals. A common mistake.
It’s mostly the greatest hits of temperate forests and the best of pond sounds.
@EmuGoose Probably just a bunch of noisecore
Cessy @MetzAl89033
15 Followers 703 Following I like swapping funny stories about awkward daily moments.
Tracy Joel @tracy_joel29371
29 Followers 786 Following
Ryan @ryan_ansorge
3 Followers 11 Following
down bad for elesh no... @BoogApproved
313 Followers 2K Following spinnin tops and tapping cardboard, phyrexian fiend, rakdos rager
Mattelyn Garza @mgarz98
292 Followers 120 Following
EMU Flight Crew @EMUFlightCrew
4K Followers 744 Following The official student section of @EMUAthletics | #EMUEagles
Mandy Niemiec, MS, RD @EMURDadvisor
79 Followers 473 Following EMU Academic Advisor, UofM Kinesiology & cheer alum, EMU Dietetics and Human Nutrition alum #goEagles #GoBlue #WeSupportYourGoals
Adrian Adams @adrian_aadams
0 Followers 24 Following Writing sometimes, stressing all the time They/them
No Reimer Reason @lil_reimer204
117 Followers 241 Following literally screaming about something good luck figuring out what it is
Bridgette Harms @bharms547
553 Followers 3K Following Sports, music, my trombone babies, puppies, family, friends, watching jacksepticeye, markiplier and team edge are life. Go EMU!!!
Hannah @Hmockridge01
26 Followers 107 Following Future speech pathologist! Wanting to spread constant positivity! Just being me (:
Brendan (He/They) @bownsbrendan
80 Followers 166 Following Part Greyson Chance stan, Part Social Justice Warrior | 🏳️🌈 | Opinions are my own
issa 🌹 @Loveisi77881818
27 Followers 188 Following making a Twitter because college is hard, I take bomb pictures 😛😛😛I’ll probably follow you if you post about college ✌🏻✌🏻🤘🏻 studying biochem at GC 🧡🖤
Colin Wilson @ItsColinWilson
17 Followers 119 Following
Briana 🌻 @brianaforeman_
249 Followers 258 Following mom, daughter, sister, teacher🌻28. EMU💚 yooper🌲(she/her)
Mason Mason @MasonMa72455101
1 Followers 98 Following
eagles4Emu @Eagles4Emu
79 Followers 44 Following Let’s change EMU’s mascot from the eagles, to the Emus. Together. /// Student Org by @AwfullyCapable and @wig_it_ /// Business inquires: [email protected]
The Cuddle Puddle @ACuddlePuddle
5 Followers 7 Following We're just 4 roommates being stupid here. 🐱 Bailey 🐶 Lexi 🐳 Emilie 🦥 Krista
Alexa Cooley @alexacool21
395 Followers 4K Following Now: @HouseDPCC Then: #TeamDingell #TruEMU • Views/RTs my own • She/Her
Eastern Echo Advice C... @AskAnEagle1
56 Followers 286 Following The Official page for The Eastern Echo's new advice column Ask an Eagle
Jordan Bree @jordanbree98
281 Followers 772 Following 🤟🏼 I belong where there is no snow 🙄 EMU-Anthropology major
Cas @jojothe_fool
118 Followers 226 Following I’ve probably narcaned your honors student 💁🏼♀️♡ she/her ♡
Walter Whitt @_whittless
225 Followers 1K Following
Austin Elliott @AustinElliott99
120 Followers 261 Following Managing Editor @theeasternecho. EMU 2022. Politics enthusiast. Support local journalism! He/him/his
kendallina @deathcab4kxndll
114 Followers 203 Following this misery will suffice. MA, MPA, RYT-200 & doctoral student. BLM. she/her
Stump The Scientists @ScientistsStump
18 Followers 87 Following Got questions that scientists just can't answer? Ask us! We'll try to answer you on our up coming show!(The show is dead... Sry)
Daniel S. Kennedy �... @DanisabeastXD
402 Followers 964 Following 30. He/him. Streamer. Dinosaur Extrordinaire. Gaymer. Podcast enthusiast. Pan and Demi ^~^
vannzeesports @vannzeesports1
40 Followers 511 Following SBnation’s Hustlebelt contributor 🦅 EMU student 💪Sports account of @thevannzee
susan @susan31993788
0 Followers 31 Following
some random person @bensaweirdadult
2K Followers 4K Following Fan account. Wylie E Groves high school alumni. Loving Billie and Tøp is a life choic
Trying to read the su... @sanday_erin9
20 Followers 47 Following “Be not afraid of greatness.“ - Feminist. Artist. Virgo. ENFJ - nb they/them
Alex Everett @alex_everett15
78 Followers 280 Following Mechanical Engineer ⚙️ Eastern Michigan Alum ‘22
Zaquery @AlfredoOst
40 Followers 230 Following
JAZ 💕✌🏻 @JayBby98
56 Followers 134 Following
AngryEMUSquirrel @emu_angry
3 Followers 0 Following Just a pissed off squirrel at Eastern Michigan University. Not affiliated with @EasternMichU
eagles4Emu @Eagles4Emu
79 Followers 44 Following Let’s change EMU’s mascot from the eagles, to the Emus. Together. /// Student Org by @AwfullyCapable and @wig_it_ /// Business inquires: [email protected]
Alexa Cooley @alexacool21
395 Followers 4K Following Now: @HouseDPCC Then: #TeamDingell #TruEMU • Views/RTs my own • She/Her
Red Letter Media @redlettermedia
211K Followers 325 Following Red Letter Media is responsible for the 70 minute Phantom Menace review as well as Space Cop, Half in the Bag, and Best of the Worst. Full time frauds.
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 14 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Trying to read the su... @sanday_erin9
20 Followers 47 Following “Be not afraid of greatness.“ - Feminist. Artist. Virgo. ENFJ - nb they/them
sam @scarylizzy
304 Followers 148 Following
The TV in the Commons... @EMUCommonsTV
66 Followers 113 Following Just a broken TV that desperately needs replacing
Austin Philip @AustinBttrmn1
34 Followers 55 Following SHHS'16 Eastern Michigan'20 Criminal Justice Major. Correction’s Officer Weight lifting 💪🏻 Netflix 🎥 Katie❤️
Mads @Madelynn_Hope
321 Followers 532 Following
Cynthia @cici_labor7
273 Followers 225 Following
sauce @saucyaustyy
112 Followers 285 Following
PROTECT HUMANITY 🇵... @generalmads
341 Followers 872 Following NO KINGS. NO ICE. NO GENOCIDE. Black Lives Matter 🖤 ♎️ 25, semi-put together bi. 🌈
celine dianothon @j0hnath0ng
727 Followers 577 Following he/him/his | a single mom who works too hard | loves her kids |never stops | emu🚡| blm
ultrazach @TobZach00
144 Followers 111 Following I D I O T C H I L D, Life-Long Scum, @ultragarance UwU
@the201boys @the201boys
80 Followers 44 Following @josh__danielson @iancook23 @scranflamethan @tobzach00
emily dunn @emily_dunn13
197 Followers 368 Following when in doubt, graph it out -a struggling econ student she/her/hers
lestat ♡‧₊˚ @vampyrecoochie
174 Followers 286 Following one foot in the grave, one foot in a diamond encrusted cowboy boot
Joe @JosephCatton
79 Followers 300 Following
Des 🌸 @desaraymaier
250 Followers 392 Following ♑️ Sun ♐️ Moon ♎️ Rising | I’m allergic to the sun 😐
Eboy Jer @oceanicRegent
147 Followers 730 Following Maid of Rage // No Favorite Hat // It’s Time to Toss the Dice // Swimmer Extraordinaire // Black Hole Tattoo Haver
Hannah @Hannahmcc005
404 Followers 830 Following Former Infant || Current PT || EMU ‘19 || UM ‘22 || She/Her || #NoahStrong next week’s no good for me the Jonas Brothers are in town
Jennifer Benson @jentimbs
106 Followers 502 Following Respiratory Therapist, Massage Therapist, Redwings Fan, Australian Shepard Lover
You might like
Alyssa 🌙
@alyss458
144 Followers
Joseph Joestar
@Blob209
126 Followers
Q Hutch
@QuinnHutchinso6
225 Followers
Anna
@justarue
187 Followers