EnglishTeacherHumour @EngTeachrHumour

Funny fictional news related to the world of teaching English / ESL / EFL / TEFL and all that good stuff. Have a look and a laugh and then get back to work! englishteacherhumour.com Joined August 2016

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Blunt Educator @BluntEducator

9 years ago

We should never confuse student compliance with student learning.

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Teacherprobs @teachaprobs

9 years ago

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introvert memes @introvertsmemes

8 years ago

"are you free tonight?" Hold on just lemme check my schedule

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introvert memes @introvertsmemes

8 years ago

my friend: you seem distracted, what's on your mind? me: oh nothing lol my brain:

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Bored Teachers @Bored_Teachers

8 years ago

Ha! 🤣

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Bored Teachers @Bored_Teachers

8 years ago

Accurate AF. Check us out at BoredTeachers.com!

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I’m That Teacher @That_Teachr

9 years ago

This about sums it up.

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Roy Manterfield @MumblingNerd

9 years ago

I’ve been checking out those ‘100 Things To Do Before You Die’ lists and not one of them has “Shout for help”.

Classroom Parolee @noschool4me

9 years ago

Teachers should listen to Maury #teacherlife

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Classroom Parolee @noschool4me

9 years ago

@SilencedTeacher how ur students see u

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Devon Teacher @realukteacher

9 years ago

When you have to teach yourself first before you can teach your class 🙊 #grammar #teacherproblems

Momma Confessions @ConfessingMomma

9 years ago

Student: *never turns in work and sleeps every single day* Me: You currently have a 43 in my class. Student:

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Bored Teachers @Bored_Teachers

9 years ago

Let's see how many teachers follow directions! 😜 Check us out at BoredTeachers.com!

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Teacherprobs @teachaprobs

9 years ago

Stop passing love notes. You're 11.😑

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EnglishTeacherHumour @EngTeachrHumour

9 years ago

Yes, we still aren't done with this!

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EnglishTeacherHumour @EngTeachrHumour

9 years ago

When you ask your teen group to change partners for a task...

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Teacherprobs @teachaprobs

9 years ago

"Ugh do we really have to write complete sentences?" Are we kidding? It's literally your only job. Welcome to the real world, kid.

iam just no one

Arun @Arun66932647

31 Followers 1K Following iam just no one

Teacher, tree hugger, book eater, free soul.

Martha Dk @Martha24821399

17 Followers 417 Following Teacher, tree hugger, book eater, free soul.

Musa Demirdağ @muusaademirdag

74 Followers 851 Following

Solicitor ‏l Social Activist l Libra l
‏شکر ادا کیجیے اپنے رب کا ❤️
آپکو جو حاصل ہے وہ کسی کی آرزو بھی ہو سکتی ہے.! ! !

Tanveer @Tan_veer_ahmad

96 Followers 1K Following Solicitor ‏l Social Activist l Libra l ‏شکر ادا کیجیے اپنے رب کا ❤️ آپکو جو حاصل ہے وہ کسی کی آرزو بھی ہو سکتی ہے.! ! !

All you can do is try, try and try again. If that doesn't work, try just once more.

Allthatgoodintent1000 @Allthatgoodint1

12 Followers 54 Following All you can do is try, try and try again. If that doesn't work, try just once more.

MA in ELT, CELTA and DipTESOL holder, teaching enthusiast with experience of working in Canada, Russia, and now Turkey, Istanbul

lizavismut @lizavismut

42 Followers 38 Following MA in ELT, CELTA and DipTESOL holder, teaching enthusiast with experience of working in Canada, Russia, and now Turkey, Istanbul

İnfo @xyzmrb

0 Followers 652 Following

Şeyhmus Alakuşu @seyhmusalakusu

1 Followers 4K Following

built it and they will come

wallflower @dn5ee

1 Followers 901 Following built it and they will come

Mohd Khaja Moin Uddin @MohdKha79721158

103 Followers 4K Following good

yêu tiếng anh và thích học ngoại ngữ hihi

Nhung Đặng @Nhungng18

56 Followers 1K Following yêu tiếng anh và thích học ngoại ngữ hihi

ESL/EFL & Intercultural Studies Teacher - HOD Languages & Arts Department at Escuela Secundaria 12 - Helping teachers & students in secondary schools succeed

Pamela Arraras @PamelaArraras

358 Followers 422 Following ESL/EFL & Intercultural Studies Teacher - HOD Languages & Arts Department at Escuela Secundaria 12 - Helping teachers & students in secondary schools succeed

Writing Ninja does writing correction and development for students of English. We provide packages for FCE, CAE, CPE, IELTS, TOEFL and BULATS exam preparation

WritingNinja @ninja_writing

24 Followers 345 Following Writing Ninja does writing correction and development for students of English. We provide packages for FCE, CAE, CPE, IELTS, TOEFL and BULATS exam preparation

International Fellow at US Naval War College

Rodrigo Agüero @RorroAguero

481 Followers 4K Following International Fellow at US Naval War College

For ESL teachers and learners. #ESL #TEFL #TESOL #TESL

All ESL @esllabs

4K Followers 3K Following For ESL teachers and learners. #ESL #TEFL #TESOL #TESL

A radical feminist, card-carrying InSomnia. In Dreamcatcher we trust

🔥𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌�... @psychosmology

834 Followers 5K Following A radical feminist, card-carrying InSomnia. In Dreamcatcher we trust

Emma Victoria @EmmaVic27037686

29 Followers 368 Following

EFL trainer interested in classroom technology, books, yoga and running. Originally from Yorkshire 💮 but living in Macau. DELTA module 1. Working on M3

Sarah Hannah @sarahhfeather

1K Followers 1K Following EFL trainer interested in classroom technology, books, yoga and running. Originally from Yorkshire 💮 but living in Macau. DELTA module 1. Working on M3

I love to make new friends and love to travel new places..
Gym Lover

Milan Diyali @MilanDiyali10

11 Followers 339 Following I love to make new friends and love to travel new places.. Gym Lover

Gerrrg @bofvideo

2K Followers 5K Following

My explorations into all things #ELT at learninglessonsfromtefl as a language lover, English teacher, and all-round enthusiastic cake eater

Olivia Price-Bates @FromTefl

1K Followers 932 Following My explorations into all things #ELT at learninglessonsfromtefl as a language lover, English teacher, and all-round enthusiastic cake eater

wherever I want go he is always with me

Ansarjames @Ansarjames1

4 Followers 203 Following wherever I want go he is always with me

professional developer - curriculum creator - critical thinking advocate - space junkie - dinosaur enthusiast

kate fergus @k8bot5000

106 Followers 456 Following professional developer - curriculum creator - critical thinking advocate - space junkie - dinosaur enthusiast

A r u n k u m a r @Arunkum07076452

23 Followers 949 Following

A.esm @Aesm91886882

0 Followers 37 Following انسانم آرزوست

Hamidullah Mohmand @HamidullahMohm7

17 Followers 418 Following

EFL Teacher & Teacher Trainer, ELT Conference Speaker, CELTA certified teacher

Eliza Raduca @elizaraduca1

115 Followers 441 Following EFL Teacher & Teacher Trainer, ELT Conference Speaker, CELTA certified teacher

Esan is my mother's tongue, English is mine. I am a teacher, a bae, singer, a lover of God and one man and I love to drive.

happiness Itua @HappinessItua

15 Followers 103 Following Esan is my mother's tongue, English is mine. I am a teacher, a bae, singer, a lover of God and one man and I love to drive.

college student

Mahi @MahiRj4

1 Followers 85 Following college student

Sólo para distraerme

patricia rondon @rondonespin

255 Followers 849 Following Sólo para distraerme

آرمان من: صلح، عدالت، توسعه و همدیگر پذیری است؛ برای تحقق آن جداً مبارزه می کنم.

Hashmat Aslami @Aslami_Hashmat

368 Followers 2K Following آرمان من: صلح، عدالت، توسعه و همدیگر پذیری است؛ برای تحقق آن جداً مبارزه می کنم.

Associate Director of the Distance Education PD Cen #TCALL, IT Moderator #LINCS_ed Join my Community: https://t.co/Aw5cSLOfJM https://t.co/gYUVXDv3Cd

ashly winkle @msashlylcot

614 Followers 1K Following Associate Director of the Distance Education PD Cen #TCALL, IT Moderator #LINCS_ed Join my Community: https://t.co/Aw5cSLOfJM https://t.co/gYUVXDv3Cd

English and Drama teacher and researcher of colour in early modern English literature and culture

Sarah Bingham @drSBingham

181 Followers 645 Following English and Drama teacher and researcher of colour in early modern English literature and culture

lauren @Lauren90909668

38 Followers 651 Following

انا نجم و النجوم لا تسقط.🖤✨

نجمه.✨ @X1erMBM6ZUNue1L

408 Followers 3K Following انا نجم و النجوم لا تسقط.🖤✨

Medical Technologist/DENTIST (☘ 🇦🇫 🕊)

Malik (AMARKHIL)🇦�... @MalikAmarkhil

195 Followers 3K Following Medical Technologist/DENTIST (☘ 🇦🇫 🕊)

Andrea⁷ @Andrea_p94

29 Followers 219 Following

Your shortcut to fluency! clear and easy grammar rules with fun quizzes to test your English! Check out our website 🇬🇧🇬🇧

English Rules @englishrules_uk

163 Followers 448 Following Your shortcut to fluency! clear and easy grammar rules with fun quizzes to test your English! Check out our website 🇬🇧🇬🇧

JCHS Assistant Principal

Ms.Kinzer @ChampeKinz

62 Followers 131 Following JCHS Assistant Principal

Apaixonada por cryptoeconomia.
Consultora de Ativos Digitais
https://t.co/Ec9PuOQMuz…

Priscila Gaertner @prigaertner

34 Followers 38 Following Apaixonada por cryptoeconomia. Consultora de Ativos Digitais https://t.co/Ec9PuOQMuz…

शुद्ध भारतीय, हिन्दी प्रेमी और देशभक्त हूँ.
सभी विचार निजी हैं

हिन्दी, �... @brajendrapanch4

130 Followers 988 Following शुद्ध भारतीय, हिन्दी प्रेमी और देशभक्त हूँ. सभी विचार निजी हैं

Mum to four fantastic boys. English teacher. AHT. Senior Examiner. Litdrive Networks Officer 🐝. FCCT. Always looking for the Blue Sky.

Zena @zena_chadwick

881 Followers 2K Following Mum to four fantastic boys. English teacher. AHT. Senior Examiner. Litdrive Networks Officer 🐝. FCCT. Always looking for the Blue Sky.

Antônio h. @AntnioHonrio4

52 Followers 2K Following

National Official of the MK Party Top 9, National Spokesperson; UMKHONTO WESIZWE (MK) POLITICAL PARTY

Nhlamulo Swabihi Ndhl... @NhlamuloNdhlela

23K Followers 2K Following National Official of the MK Party Top 9, National Spokesperson; UMKHONTO WESIZWE (MK) POLITICAL PARTY

I am an Online English Teacher. I wish to make learning English a positive experience for me and my students. Passionate about tech.& e-learning.

Iuliana Pienoiu @iulianapienoiu

2K Followers 4K Following I am an Online English Teacher. I wish to make learning English a positive experience for me and my students. Passionate about tech.& e-learning.

Syahrimae @Syahriman11

7 Followers 234 Following Pok_Mae

@TeacherDorcas @TeacherDorcas1

1 Followers 17 Following

Kristi Scott @ksprexie

17 Followers 56 Following

pianista,compositor.......

EFRAIN LOPEZ HDZ @EFRAINLOPEZHDZ

802 Followers 5K Following pianista,compositor.......

ordinary everyday tho... @ordinaryeveryd1

1 Followers 66 Following

mom, wife, teacher, ally . she/her

Uncensored Barbie @TheMamasaurus

4K Followers 587 Following mom, wife, teacher, ally . she/her

Simulation Director, teacher trainer, digital materials author & artist. Interested in creativity, XR, play, pedagogy, embodiment… All views my own.

Paul Driver @Paul_Driver

770 Followers 683 Following Simulation Director, teacher trainer, digital materials author & artist. Interested in creativity, XR, play, pedagogy, embodiment… All views my own.

CCC-SLP. Claiming to be a Floridian (but not a Florida Man). Disney, Dogs, Drinks, and Speech.

Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech

1K Followers 815 Following CCC-SLP. Claiming to be a Floridian (but not a Florida Man). Disney, Dogs, Drinks, and Speech.

The world's premier TEFL job website! Offering articles on teaching and life abroad, along with a helpful forum for teachers!
hello@teflexchange.com

TEFL Exchange @teflexchange

953 Followers 2K Following The world's premier TEFL job website! Offering articles on teaching and life abroad, along with a helpful forum for teachers! [email protected]

EFL teacher, CELTA/Delta trainer and language enthusiast,
International House London

Annie Thomson @anniethomson78

644 Followers 236 Following EFL teacher, CELTA/Delta trainer and language enthusiast, International House London

daily woes of being a high school public educator

TeacherWoes @TeachWoes

756 Followers 750 Following daily woes of being a high school public educator

Permanently exhausted middle school teacher and single mom to 2 tween and teenage girls. Can it get more fun? ❤️👍😂😭😜

MiddleSchoolRants @MidSchoolRants

400 Followers 234 Following Permanently exhausted middle school teacher and single mom to 2 tween and teenage girls. Can it get more fun? ❤️👍😂😭😜

English Squared! Real English for real people.

English-Squared @_EnglishSquared

2K Followers 287 Following English Squared! Real English for real people.

Resources for English language teachers

eflteach.com @eflteachcom

1K Followers 676 Following Resources for English language teachers

Lunes + jueves: Nivel principiante
Martes: Nivel intermedio
Miércoles: Nivel Avanzado
Viernes: Gramática / Q&A
Libro English o'clock: https://t.co/OUHn1FTZNB

English o'clock 2.0 @english_oclock

7K Followers 365 Following Lunes + jueves: Nivel principiante Martes: Nivel intermedio Miércoles: Nivel Avanzado Viernes: Gramática / Q&A Libro English o'clock: https://t.co/OUHn1FTZNB

A series of of forward-thinking, audience centred, practical conferences for English language teachers. Now on the internet superhighway.

ExcitELT @excitELT

858 Followers 654 Following A series of of forward-thinking, audience centred, practical conferences for English language teachers. Now on the internet superhighway.

teacher.anon @ncteachanon

781 Followers 727 Following

(she/her) Talk to me nice or don’t talk to me twice. Mom👦,wife🧔teacher👩‍🏫. I’m the one with the Pinot Grigio. #tryingmybest

SassAsUsual @teacher_sass

2K Followers 435 Following (she/her) Talk to me nice or don’t talk to me twice. Mom👦,wife🧔teacher👩‍🏫. I’m the one with the Pinot Grigio. #tryingmybest

Musings and mockery from a young teacher the.sarcastic.teacher@gmail.com

Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life

2K Followers 3K Following Musings and mockery from a young teacher [email protected]

fifth-year ELA 8 teacher in the Mississippi Delta on my journey

The Delta Educator @Delta_Educator

211 Followers 32 Following fifth-year ELA 8 teacher in the Mississippi Delta on my journey

Math Teacher 📝
Chronic Eavesdropper 👂🏻

Math Teacher @overheard_hs

248 Followers 40 Following Math Teacher 📝 Chronic Eavesdropper 👂🏻

I love teaching. I also love summer vacation.

TheTeacher0915 @theteacher0915

281 Followers 55 Following I love teaching. I also love summer vacation.

Christian. Professional School Counselor. Musician. Avid reader of fantasy novels. Demisexual. Liberal. General party person.

The Cool Counselor @coolcounselor88

131 Followers 73 Following Christian. Professional School Counselor. Musician. Avid reader of fantasy novels. Demisexual. Liberal. General party person.

Motivating u 2 b the best faculty member a principal could ask for.Just put your head down,teach towards the tests,and stay PC.Good luck getting tenure from me

Principal Schitty @PrincipalOfDaYr

360 Followers 158 Following Motivating u 2 b the best faculty member a principal could ask for.Just put your head down,teach towards the tests,and stay PC.Good luck getting tenure from me

named funniest Twitter account by my wife and myself.

Drunk Principal (drun... @DrunkPrincipal

5K Followers 4K Following named funniest Twitter account by my wife and myself.

Part time primary school teacher 👩🏼‍🏫 / tired Mum 🙇🏼‍♀️

Devon Teacher @realukteacher

136 Followers 105 Following Part time primary school teacher 👩🏼‍🏫 / tired Mum 🙇🏼‍♀️

I’m rollin like a Rolex at schooltruth on BlueSky https://t.co/qJBMoiYeX5

Classroom Parolee @noschool4me

2K Followers 247 Following I’m rollin like a Rolex at schooltruth on BlueSky https://t.co/qJBMoiYeX5

just another teacher who needs an outlet

Teacher on Break @teacheronbreak

789 Followers 25 Following just another teacher who needs an outlet

I decided to join the anon world to vent so I don't lose my shit.

Silenced Teacher @SilencedTeacher

588 Followers 210 Following I decided to join the anon world to vent so I don't lose my shit.

I'm 31 years old. I teach 9th grade Pre-IB Biology and IB Biology, and I coach the volleyball team. I tweet the ridiculous things I hear and see all day.

Miss Teacher Tales @Teacher_Tales1

620 Followers 223 Following I'm 31 years old. I teach 9th grade Pre-IB Biology and IB Biology, and I coach the volleyball team. I tweet the ridiculous things I hear and see all day.

Headteacher @BelmontCP. Primary Mastery Specialist and Assistant Maths Hub Lead.

Paul Johnson @Johnsonp1234

1K Followers 885 Following Headteacher @BelmontCP. Primary Mastery Specialist and Assistant Maths Hub Lead.

Something Clever @teacherisms101

449 Followers 754 Following

I’m a she/her living below the Mason-Dixon.

Sassmouther @sassmouther

2K Followers 546 Following I’m a she/her living below the Mason-Dixon.

•High School English Teacher •AP Reader• Runner• Momma• Random Teacher & Life Thoughts• #BLM

TeacherMoments @HSTeacherinCA

2K Followers 2K Following •High School English Teacher •AP Reader• Runner• Momma• Random Teacher & Life Thoughts• #BLM

catholic. coffee lover. traveler. aspiring to be minerva mcgonagall. likes politics, but not an asshole about it. #gryffindor #winegang #teacherproblems

lady red @TeacherSass101

1K Followers 961 Following catholic. coffee lover. traveler. aspiring to be minerva mcgonagall. likes politics, but not an asshole about it. #gryffindor #winegang #teacherproblems

Most Likely To Be The First Female Rapper With A Love For 18th Century Classical Literature.

Ms. Caffeinated @INeedCoffeeNow1

918 Followers 233 Following Most Likely To Be The First Female Rapper With A Love For 18th Century Classical Literature.

Married. Middle school SS teacher. UGA alum.

Brunette Teacher @Teach_In_Middle

2K Followers 341 Following Married. Middle school SS teacher. UGA alum.

Samantha☀️Paris💗
https://t.co/B0DAcTXbUI 🌴🥥
https://t.co/0VQ41kjCPi

Sammlosey @lanceacrypto

2K Followers 1K Following Samantha☀️Paris💗 https://t.co/B0DAcTXbUI 🌴🥥 https://t.co/0VQ41kjCPi

Providing a Free Inappropriate Public Education to YOUR kids.

Total Teacher Move @totalteachrmove

2K Followers 224 Following Providing a Free Inappropriate Public Education to YOUR kids.

I love teaching. I hate standardized tests. And sometimes all I wanna do is laugh and know that I'm not alone. You're not alone.

SaidNoTeacherEver @SaidNoTchrEver

6K Followers 1K Following I love teaching. I hate standardized tests. And sometimes all I wanna do is laugh and know that I'm not alone. You're not alone.

I drink wine because I teach middle school.

MissTeacher @Missteacher3401

277 Followers 104 Following I drink wine because I teach middle school.

She/Her. Ex high school librarian. In the awkward in-between of leaving education and finding a new path.

Ex-Librarian @imacoolibrarian

1K Followers 242 Following She/Her. Ex high school librarian. In the awkward in-between of leaving education and finding a new path.

evolving, aging, trying to maintain a perspective of 'active hope' and 'radical optimism' (struggling)

Holly Dilatush @hollydilatush

681 Followers 807 Following evolving, aging, trying to maintain a perspective of 'active hope' and 'radical optimism' (struggling)

EnglisHub Smartphone App helps ESL students improve English skills, one sentence at a time. A smartphone app with thousands of audio sentences.

EnglisHub.com @Englishub

2K Followers 4K Following EnglisHub Smartphone App helps ESL students improve English skills, one sentence at a time. A smartphone app with thousands of audio sentences.

Somos parte de la Universidad de Cambridge, y ayudamos a millones de personas a aprender inglés y a demostrarlo ante el mundo.
https://t.co/AxYnBrXyx7

CamAssmtSp @CamAssmtSp

14K Followers 1K Following Somos parte de la Universidad de Cambridge, y ayudamos a millones de personas a aprender inglés y a demostrarlo ante el mundo. https://t.co/AxYnBrXyx7

I teach science. I coach 3 sports. And I have problems.

Teacher Problems @Teaching_Probs

2K Followers 11 Following I teach science. I coach 3 sports. And I have problems.

Just a teacher having some good laughs at her students. All in good fun, of course.

Mrs. Teacher @MrsTeacher_

6K Followers 25 Following Just a teacher having some good laughs at her students. All in good fun, of course.

Just a HS History teacher with a whole lotta sass & a low tolerance for bullshit. Organization is the key to life. Lover of Starbucks™, the Red Sox, & beards.

I'm THAT teacher. @HashTagTEACH

1K Followers 147 Following Just a HS History teacher with a whole lotta sass & a low tolerance for bullshit. Organization is the key to life. Lover of Starbucks™, the Red Sox, & beards.

That’s not my name! Trying to make it through the day as a teacher on call. What else could go wrong?... Seriously...

Dory's Diary @ATeacherDiary

136 Followers 82 Following That’s not my name! Trying to make it through the day as a teacher on call. What else could go wrong?... Seriously...

Teacher. Wife. Mom of one sassy 5 year old. Survivin' the teacher life

TeacherUndercover @mnth1978

488 Followers 336 Following Teacher. Wife. Mom of one sassy 5 year old. Survivin' the teacher life

First-year-third-grade teacher // Grad student // Master of bullshit & winging it // If 50% of my students survive with no lasting emotional damage, I've won

Miss Disorganized @MissDisorganizd

246 Followers 193 Following First-year-third-grade teacher // Grad student // Master of bullshit & winging it // If 50% of my students survive with no lasting emotional damage, I've won

middle school science teacher and high school dance coach

MS Teaching Problems @teaching_ms

287 Followers 226 Following middle school science teacher and high school dance coach

I am here to complain about work and tweet the stupid shit the kids say and that's about it. Teacher. Anon. Black Lives Matter.

McDonald's Wifi Teach @irritatedteach

2K Followers 402 Following I am here to complain about work and tweet the stupid shit the kids say and that's about it. Teacher. Anon. Black Lives Matter.

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