EnoggEggbert @EnoggEggbert
We're two married eggs, living in a double-wide fridge. Delivering EE style humor, mostly from Enogg since Eggbert's the strong quiet type (Not) Blog writer. enoggeggbert.com Sausalito & Tahoe Joined February 2009-
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I found Eggbert on the window ledge singing with his best friend Benedict. I suspect they were drunk.
Oh yes dear one, better than scrambled eggs. Encourage others!
Oh yes dear one, better than scrambled eggs. Encourage others!
To be fair, we’re two eggs living in a double-wide fridge. @TheHustle Here’s why we got into our field - for us it’s a fridge. I (Enogg) wanted to be a race car driver. Eggbert, a drunk (he is). Ok maybe that was a tad harsh. I didn’t race cars because: Being a cracked egg sucks.
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Trump is president? What the hell were you humans thinking?
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