Star Wars: Episode 7 @EpisodeSeven
Plot points from the upcoming Disney film Star Wars: Episode VII Joined October 2012-
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Jar Jar spends his life savings on a line of "I Stepped In The Poopy" t-shirts, goes bankrupt almost immediately. #episodeVII
Leia attends an Alderaan remembrance event; Yoda and Obi-Wan convince Anakin to stop wearing a pooka shell necklace. #episodeVII
Han breaks his leg stepping off the Millennium Falcon; is forced to walk on space crutches the next 4-6 space months. #episodeVII
Luke brings together a new Jedi academy; the sand people incorporate the Tusken Raider Union, face catastrophic strike on day 2. #episodeVII
3PO heads to Mos Eisley in hopes of kicking off his lounge singer career, Leia forgets to set an alarm and sleeps through brunch #EpisodeVII
Leia decides to bottle up and sell the remains of Alderran into Death Star-shaped urns. Han's pizza takes longer than 30 mins. @episodeseven
Luke develops a lucrative voice-acting career, Han marries a stick. #EpisodeVII
Jabba is resurrected by way of Sith energy, Han wants to sell the Millennium Falcon but can't seem find the title anywhere. #EpisodeVII
Lando decides owning sentient robots is slavery and frees his workers, Luke gets a nasty bruise after slipping on a banana peel #EpisodeVII
Luke buys a landspeeder to cope with his mid-life crisis, Han gets arrested after punching another dad at his son's soccer game. #EpisodeVII
3PO and R2D2 get mistaken for a gay couple on a robot cruise, Wedge spends a whole day looking for a contact lens in his X-wing. #EpisodeVII
Wicket gets food poisoning while picking berries on a date, Luke places last in an arm wrestling competition. #EpisodeVII
Admiral Ackbar retires to focus on his stamp collection, ObiWan remembers he never returned his VHS of "Tootsie" to Blockbuster. #EpisodeVII
Lando runs for a position in the Galactic Senate; R2D2's motherboard is fried thanks to a wayward jellybean. #EpisodeVII
C-3PO gets roped into a pyramid scheme involving time shares on Kashyyyk, Chewbacca dies of a heroin overdose. #EpisodeVII
Luke buys a Little Caesars franchise in Mos Eisley and is immediately undercut by Jawas, Han contemplates growing a beard. #EpisodeVII
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