💀Esoteric Absurdist💀 @EsotericAbsurd

💀💀💀💀 Destroying the Post-Modern dystopia to make way for our Pre-Archaic dystopian dreams. 14440 Twin Cities Rd 95638 Joined May 2009

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💀Esoteric Absurdist💀 @EsotericAbsurd

a month ago

@icy_melonz I love this. The eyes have become a cosmic entity flying through the universe. I like red vs blue motif, very twins coded. The guy with the headlight eye glasses and the little Gucci Morty in an UFO are cool. Very surreal, I like.

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2 months ago

@OscarHale07 nice touch with the pulsating eye background.

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2 months ago

@pmamtraveller Made from the skins of rival yakuza.

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2 months ago

@rare_jpg Damn! That's why the free cigarettes taste like feet!

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2 months ago

@mask_bastard It looks like her diesel mechanic dad is taking her on vacation.

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2 months ago

@fleshsimulator Do I have to play Roblox to get that? I'm not really into online dating sites.

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2 months ago

Heinz Adrenochrome Ketchup – It has to be Heinz. #Adrenochrome #Meme #DarkHumor

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2 months ago

@SeiShinBushi That rant at the end. lol.

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2 months ago

@RespectfulMemes I remember going thru my Filipino stage. I started smoking cigarettes and listening to Tom Jones and Marya Cary. I also joined up with a competitive karaoke gang that summer. Parents were at their wits end with me.

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5 months ago

@Buckingham_Show @meatcanyon So the Undertake and Paul Bearer grand kids are friends? cool

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5 months ago

@FredericAnthon6 Jimmy yells, "YOU THINK IM SCARED OF YOU? IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" Jimmy then immediately attacks nearest woman.

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5 months ago

@greg16676935420 They are called "I cut where my upper and lower lips meet while opening it with my mouth"

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8 months ago

@EmeraldUpdating @DEADLINE Iran has gay seeking missiles now.

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3 years ago

"Ultra Depression" is a statement of your individuality. It's a bold declaration that you're not just sad – you're ultra-sad. With its unique blend of ennui and existential dread, Ultra Depression will make you stand out in a crowd of ordinary depressives.

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5 years ago

@mallardbot You payed money for that. lol

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6 years ago

@FrFriedPotaters @JCrezonanz Ibuprofen is Ibuprofen. It is like an aspirin alternative.

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6 years ago

@FrFriedPotaters IDK. Kinda mixing a potion in you guts at this point. Just pick up some for next time if you are having chronic migraines. They'll probably work for you. also acetaminophen is bad for your liver.