Alex From Target @EvilAlexTarget
Joined November 2014-
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Hell of a game by Hoyer, keep it up bud. 0 TDs & 7 Ints in your last 3 games is just what the team needs
Woke up with two bitches and the worst cotton mouth holy fuck. Told the blonde to fetch me some water or I'm gonna round house her friend.
Tossed a wink at some milf in Target today and the bitch turned the produce isle into a lazy river #AlexFromTarget
Doing shoulder shrugs in my mansion with 30 racks of bud light, yeah I think I'm already blacked out but I'm still goin to work later
Yeah I'm thankful for a lot of shit. Jag bombs, tinder moms, and working at target. #AlexFromTarget
I was piss drunk last night drop kickin street lights and shit. Relax Bruce Lee, gotta work at 10 but I'm still getting ass #AlexFromTarget
Been boozin since noon but I've only had like 20 beers so whatever. Flight in an hour so I still have time to pop a shot #AlexFromTarget
Some people don't think I'm gonna make it big. Those same people probably do pilates in their spare time so who gives a shit.#AlexFromTarget
I have a limo parked out front packed with 15 models and 20 bottles, but I'm on the clock for 30 more minutes. #AlexFromTarget
Yeah throwin cash and plowin ass at target this weekend, hmu #AlexFromTarget
Skipped work today and signed a few titties outside my Toyota. Still bagging and tagging though. #AlexFromTarget
Took a shit and sent a pic of it to my manager saying this is Walmart after I drop the mixtape #AlexFromTarget
My nights over, so someone tap the keg and bring me a cup, Ellen's rubbing my feet and I'm not getting up #AlexFromTarget
Crazy shit happening at target every other day. Just fucked a plastic brunette in a shopping cart behind Deli. #AlexFromTarget
Got drinks for Ellen and the cashier after the show. Fruitcake was wasted, started requesting Bieber and dancing by himself #AlexFromTarget
In the back stocking shelves and some milf lost her shit turning isle 7 into a slip n slide. #AlexFromTarget
Packing ass and bagging glass #AlexFromTarget
Who did I vote for yesterday? #AlexFromTarget
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