Hobbit @EvilCorgiHobbit
I'm cute, cuddly, playful, all sorts of adorable....and I only use these powers for evil. Today--your heart. Tomorrow--the world. Secret Lair Joined August 2011-
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Look...the rule is: if the food is on the floor, then it's mine. If you leave it in the grocery bag but on the floor--IT'S STILL MINE.
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I love this #documentary on #AMC about the bald teacher/murderer who makes meth and kills people. #BreakingBad #RoleModel
Oh yeah......I tweet. I forgot #Oops #BlackoutDrunk #MyBad
You can be evil, but if you don't tear up at that Budweiser #clydesdale commercial with the guy raising the foal, you're an asshole.
On this Memorial Day, let's take some time to remember all those moles I killed in the backyard last year. #bastards
I'm back boys and girls! Know what that means? That's right: I've finished crapping on all your lawns #TwitterReturn
Holy crap balls! Over the 100 follower mark! Now.....find me more. Everyone out there find me 3 more each....#OrElse #JustKidding #NoImNot
#ToMyFutureKids I promise you were a mistake. Find the doctor who said I was spayed....and mess that bitch up. #MommyLovesYou #KindOf
Yeah...sure. It's a toy. You go on thinking that. It's totally not the rope I hang my enemies with. #ThatMeansYou
Even evil needs beauty sleep...typically in the middle of a queen bed. #YouSleepOnTheCouch #ThisIsMine
#MentionAGoodCouple My unending bloodlust and your moron face. #YouSuck #DeathFromBelow #BecauseImShort
Step 2: Break up #Haylor. What was step 1? Wouldn't you like to know...... #ProbablyIsntAboutYou #JustKidding #ItTotallyIs #EvilLaugh
#YouGetPointsIf Screw off. You don't get points for being a whiny bitch #ThatMeansYou #YesAllOfYou
@ejane113 You want controversial? Jesus--who's birthday is supposed to be Christmas--celebrates Hanukkah. Boom.
#2012BieberMemories That time he got caught giving Howie Mandel a handy in the back of a van. #Rumors #MightBeTrue
Silvia Cuervo @Silviacuervo1
1K Followers 2K Following Mom's caregiver. I long to disseminate the truth and injustice about Cuba today! Cuban Human Rights activist.
Bobby the Corgi and E... @Bobby_the_Corgi
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Kathy Reyes @katvrey
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Juliette❄FC Týr ~ ... @moomincorgi
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Wallie @walliethecorgi
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Miss Rita to the Resc... @gwennie0328
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Bailey Bennet @RawhideBandit
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BoO @bOoKeRtHeCoRgI
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625 Followers 1K Following Visit us for the cutest animal photos in the world. http://t.co/XRl1hByfJB
Y K Cooke @Cookey67
422 Followers 838 Following Love my Welsh Corgi's and all dogs, most animals! The Walking Dead! Vampires! And of course my family!
Pamela Escarza @svenska122
176 Followers 778 Following Seriously anxiety prone... Animal lover... Resist!
Miji @MijiTatum
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Kim Betancourt @Kim_Betancourt
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Molly the Corgi @mollythecorgi
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Steven Hoviss @stevenhoviss
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1K Followers 2K Following Hi, i'm Hugo and I *woof* my life! I am a spoilt long haired Chihuahua with TWO Mummys! Add me on Facebook: http://t.co/E1Wj6RyWhU
Branwyn Corgi @BranwynCorgi
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Team Corgi @TrueTeamCorgi
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Stacia D. Bottoms @staciathecorgi
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1 Followers 5 Following
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1.7M Followers 149 Following God, Family, Ducks ... in that order. Check out the new episode of @BlazeTV's Unashamed with Phil & Jase Robertson podcast! ⬇️
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The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7
1.3M Followers 0 Following Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
the Joker @the_J0KER
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Frodo Baggins @FrodoBaggins
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367 Followers 7 Following
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360 Followers 238 Following I play fetch, chew bones, and bark at windows blinds, yes window blinds, got a problem with that?
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