Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

Favorite hobbies include no longer being deceased, gone, dead, etc. and pining for fjords Hit up my Tenor for Dank 2 Memes https://t.co/UG9vdcjFwa Joined September 2021

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beetle moses @beetlemoses

2 years ago

$10 million or the chance to wait this table?

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

I am pleased to announce that I am gambling with my wife's casual indifference to my enjoyment of children's video games reddit.com/r/196/comments…

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So I spilled beer on this ladies shoes at the bar today. She said it was awfully rude but I said she was probably more rude by playing hooky from work to go drinking. She started crying and said 'Im your wife and Im trying to bring you back to my grandmother's funeral'

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

If I lay an ice pack across my throat/swollen lymph nodes for my strep- it means I can take swigs of jagermeister at room temp from the bottle and by the time it reaches my stomach I can start forgetting my childhood trauma

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

My wife says I'm a real joker so I was trying new stuff around my family but I was bombing so hard. I think it was my long story jokes with the punchline hereditary alcoholism

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

Destiny 2 community: we are the most accepting, loving, and caring people Also destiny 2 community: if that one really good streamer gets 1st place on new raid I will commit war crimes because I'm bad and can't be them

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

>Sudden overwhelming urge to piss a river I better risk it by drinking this litter of water so I don't urinate myself to death

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Datto @DattosDestiny

3 years ago

@JLN4273 @PaulTassi @SaltagreppoD2 i'm gonna advocate for more nerfs even harder now just for you. if you think you're not having fun right now, wait until i talk to mr. bungie himself.

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Chansey 🇵🇸 @Chansey_01

3 years ago

@ExExParrot1 Never post this gif again

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

*Yo, I heard the house down the street has full sized candy bars and M̸̭̣̗͕̜̳͈͈͚̣̖̬̱̊̐̌̿̈́̌͛̉͘̕ŏ̴͚͖̣̜̮̫͂̉̋̅̀̄̐͌̄̈͒̀́͘t̴͖̓̏͌è̶̢̠̰̻̗̗͖͍̲͓̉͊̍͑͗̓̊s̷̨̬̪̝̩͉̮̺̺̝̮̅̈́* #FotLPumpkin #Destiny2Art @DirtyEffinHippy @A_dmg04 @Cozmo23

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

CAMMY HARDLIGHT VID CAMMY HARDLIGHT VID WOOO YEAH

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ritz @ritzzcar

3 years ago

Similarly to the initial eager nerf, the hotfix notes aren't the full picture. The perk now auto deactivates if you're simply going too fast and pull it out :) It's not actually tied to swinging your sword :)

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Ex_Ex_Parrot @ExExParrot1

3 years ago

Their cat: cute, cuddly, donates to charity, provides pro-bono legal counsel to abuse victims, builds libraries in impoverished communities My cat: mmm roses, delicious. What's for dessert

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pic! @VamPicarous

3 years ago

@oddmb_ @Revenant5333 you can make it one pretty easily

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Aspire @aspire777777

3 years ago

this person is seriously not okay. they somehow found my friend's discord and his twitter account just to harass him, neither of which are linked on his steam profile. surely something should be done about this? @DirtyEffinHippy