SamG @Explo_Sam

a bit obsessed with game shows. Go watch Survivor NCSU Joined June 2016

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SamG @Explo_Sam

11 months ago

Baja Blast sounds like a Laxative

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SamG @Explo_Sam

11 months ago

Question: Is @alyankovic's blood type B flat?

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11 months ago

Can't wait for Danganronpa 4 where they're stuck inside the Chuck-E-Cheese Ball Pit

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SamG @Explo_Sam

a year ago

I think I accidentally dropped 3 years of my life in the crack between the seat of my car and the center console

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Every episode of house hunting show: Husband: I want A but not B Wife: I want B but not A Realtor: Here’s both but worse Husband and Wife: Sold! I’d like to mention there’s 1900 episodes of this. And they are all the exact same

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SamG @Explo_Sam

a year ago

My favorite part of the masked singer is when they do the reveal and my first thought is “Who?”

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a year ago

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SamG @Explo_Sam

a year ago

Has anyone ever gotten drunk and then went to a trampoline park? I’m asking for a friend

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a year ago

Let it go would be a very different song if it was sung by a teenager who didn’t want to wear a jacket outside in the cold

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a year ago

Could you imagine if during a professional sport nobody made any noise when “MAKE SOME NOISE” pops up on the Jumbotron? Like it’s just silence but the line still moves up over time because it’s prerecorded

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SamG @Explo_Sam

a year ago

What if there was one of those "Guy gets stuck in a video game" tv shows but instead of trying to escape the simulation they just open a mediocre food truck?

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SamG @Explo_Sam

a year ago

I feel like I’ve been listening to IGOWALLAH by @ThrasherDan too much. I heard a kid at church saying complete nonsense and my first thought was, “wow those are some sick bars”

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SamG @Explo_Sam

2 years ago

I remember the Steelers being favored to get Justin Fields and Russell Wilson and thinking, yeah it’ll make sense if we get one of them. We got both. How did we get both.

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SamG @Explo_Sam

2 years ago

Here’s something I don’t understand. 2nd and 25, what’s the play call? A SCREEN PASS I’m sorry but why go screen when you have 2 more downs. Seems like giving up #SBLVIII

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SamG @Explo_Sam

2 years ago

If I had a nickel for every time an NFC team coached by a guy named Dan blew a large halftime lead in the playoffs to a team led by a late round quarterback with a pro bowl tight end within the past 10 years I’d have 2 nickels. #DETvsSF