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First Date Fails @FDfails

Direct message us about bad first dates you've had and what city/state you are from and we will post them anonymously. Joined June 2014
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First Date Fails @FDfails

11 years ago

"My boyfriend took me to hockey game. When I was in the bathroom, the game ended and he and his brother left without me. " -PA

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First Date Fails @FDfails

11 years ago

"Went out with this guy last summer halfway through the date he slips and tells me he hasn't broke up with his soon to be ex" -VA

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First Date Fails @FDfails

11 years ago

"My date was eating me out at a drive inn movie and he came up with blood all over his nose and mouth, thank God for nose bleeds..." -TN

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First Date Fails @FDfails

11 years ago

"He wouldn't pay for the both of us at dinner, so after he walked me to an ATM to make sure I took out enough money to pay him back." -TN

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First Date Fails @FDfails

11 years ago

"As soon as the check came, my date ran to the bathroom. Never saw him again." -FL

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First Date Fails @FDfails

11 years ago

"After a very nice dinner and a trip to the movies, my date asked me to look at his dick because his wife thought it was too small." -IL

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First Date Fails @FDfails

11 years ago

"I was driving my date home and after I told him that I didn't want to pursue things further, he began masturbating in front of me." -WI

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