Firefighter Humor @FFHumor
Playful humor of the fire service, as well as thoughts and insights. These tweets represent no FD. Joined May 2012-
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Why does cleaning the station toilets always make you have to poo??
For all the tech rescuers out there: what’s your standard baseline PPE for extrication? I’m seeing FR gear, Dickies-style, or just long sleeves?
Nurses: super offended by what Senator said. Paramedics: Welcome to our world...
Dear kids pumping your arm to have us honk our horn as we drive by: We enjoy it just as much as you, never stop. Sincerely, The American Firefighter
Each FD has 3 types of shifts. One bonds over brotherhood, another bonds over bitching together, and the last enjoys their separation and time alone.
@FFHumor Properly functioning door remotes are like unicorns. Heard of them. Never seen one.
Is there such a thing as a FD with properly functions garage door remotes?
2018 statistics are in. Hurt feelings has trumped back injuries as the #1 workplace injuries in the fire service.
I’ll spend 1/3 of my life in this firehouse. 1/2 of that time will be spent cleaning up after and fixing the fuck ups of B shift
Why do we still put "Dial" 911 on trucks when no one would know how a dial phone works anymore? *Call* 911
I used to be an avid straight streamer... then I got an enlarged prostate.
I think our firehouse needs one! facebook.com/story.php?stor…
Firefighting is like sex... you gotta get up in there to get the job done
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.... Lit off like a Roman candle. Police tried to play firefighter and put it out.
Alright vendors... gimme some free shit and I'll tell everyone how awesome it is. I'll even find some quality cleavage as a back drop
Show of hands for those who have slept naked in their bunk/rack...
Promotion exam had no comparisons on upholstery coverings... let's cover the big stuff!
Kiel Samsing @Kiel_Samsing
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@FFHumor From all the pics I see on the internet of trucks smashing sets of roll up doors, I would say very few...
@jumpseatviews If you do it coordinated it won't even slow you down, but it needs the staffing to support it. Exactly what I'll talk about this Friday at #FRI2019
@FFHumor Properly functioning door remotes are like unicorns. Heard of them. Never seen one.
@FFHumor Funny you should ask...after a few "incidents" our remotes were taken away..
@FFHumor @roughboymike I was fixing stuff from A shift...lol
Great job! Smoke is smoke—whether it is inside of a structure or near a firetruck. Our lungs don’t know the difference. #FirefighterCancer x.com/sprziborowski/…
Yes, a driver with an SCBA, pumping a fire. I pull up to the scene, thank her for being proactive & she says her captain ordered her to don it. A boss who truly cares, gets it & doesn’t fear being ostracized! Does your boss care enough to do that for you? #CancerSucks #Leadership
@FFHumor @jumpseatviews lol Funny how the t-rex arms can't reach the wallet when it's time.
Police officers don't have different standards depending if they are paid or not. So why do we?
"How 'bout you grab some of that laundry sauce while your out at the store. I need to wash some shit" #wifequote
Don't you just hate these young dialysis transporters that think they're real heroes. Quick there's an ER discharge back to the home skippy
If you claim to be an expert but can't spell or write complete sentences you are probably an expert in your own mind only.
Dirty gear and a soot covered helmet aren't signs of experience, they're signs of laziness.
.@tariqnasheed and you are "the stupid friend" so that explains your entire twitter feed.
Why the fuck would anyone say a nice word about Castro, seriously what the fuck is wrong with people. Rest in hell motherfucker.
Always blows my mind that all transportation requires seat belts except for buses, especially school buses.