Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

FPL junkie - all about the banter. Scotsman living in Amsterdam. 5 top 500k / top 10% finishes in past 6 years. Amsterdam, The Netherlands Joined August 2019

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

8 months ago

Well that was two blatant Nazi salutes from @elonmusk - either accidental, in which case he is incredibly ignorant, or intentional, and indicating just how extreme far-right he really is

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

2 years ago

All the glory hunter footballers now checking to see if they’ve got a Scottish granny 👵🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

Everything Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @AboutScotlandd

2 years ago

All the glory hunter footballers now checking to see if they’ve got a Scottish granny 👵🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

3 years ago

#AmIcrazy to be considering a #FPL Man U triple up? 🤨 I’ve already got Rashford 1️⃣ have dropped Cancelo to bring in Shaw 2️⃣ & now have the cash meaning I could replace Andreas with Eriksen 3️⃣ on a -4….

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

3 years ago

Nah not really. Antony huffed and puffed and achieved very little…

Manchester United @ManUtd

3 years ago

Nah not really. Antony huffed and puffed and achieved very little…

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

3 years ago

Toothless from Man U in that 1st half. Antony looks bereft of confidence, Martial back to his moody normal, little creativity from midfield. Big improvements needed… #WOLMUN #FPL

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

3 years ago

Transferred in Rashford - so, of course, he’s promptly benched for non-footballing reasons.. you couldn’t make it up 😂

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Vanashree Thapliyal @Vanashree_11

3 years ago

Thanks so much for getting us to 62% of our Solar Urticaria crowdfunding goal😊 With only 9 days left in the campaign, can you help us get to 100%!? There are loads of exciting rewards to grab! crowdfunder.co.uk/p/solar-urtica…

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Elijah @FPLijah

3 years ago

Brilliant!😂🤣

FootballJOE @FootballJOE

3 years ago

Brilliant!😂🤣

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

Ronaldo benched - cue wailing and gnashing of teeth on FPL Twitter

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

I come on here for tips and banter... When did FPL Twitter become all ‘oh I did ok with my 100 point score’ humble brag BS? 🤨

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

What a shame/embarrassment for AFCON… I have never heard of a ref ending a game in under 90 mins on a professional game. Apparently there should have been a good 5 mins extra time as well 🤦🏼‍♂️

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4 years ago

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

Sleeping in (very hung over) on New Year’s Day - and subsequently missing the FPL deadline - may have serious consequences. I have zero DGW players 😬😅

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

Nothing worse - when you’re taking a dump and it is somehow deflected and misses the toilet!

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

The Dutch know don’t they… succinct analysis of Maguire 😆

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

Season is not going well - seems no matter what I do I have bang average 50 point returns almost every week. Wallowing down at 1.9mil ranking. Time for risks and radical team surgery!! 😬

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

Shocking customer service from @lufthansa. Their website charges me for a flight, yet gives me an error message. I have been on hold to their call centre now for 40 mins. FFS.

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

86,000 people transferred Lukaku IN this GW. A reminder it’s always worth waiting for the midweek Champions League games before making a move!

@FPLPriceChanges @FPLPriceChanges

4 years ago

86,000 people transferred Lukaku IN this GW. A reminder it’s always worth waiting for the midweek Champions League games before making a move!

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Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester

4 years ago

So far this season I’m stuck in a cycle of mediocrity. I’m languishing around 2mil and returning around the 50 point mark most weeks... #JesterOut might be trending soon on Twitter 😆