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Justyn @FUNKePills

very philosophical gamer https://t.co/OyTRNqHs50 twitch.tv/funke GA Joined March 2015
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Justyn @FUNKePills

6 months ago

(My desperate nutritionist explaining a food pyramid for the 16th time) Much like how the Medic provides his team a valuable ubercharge, Vegetables provide your body with a stronger immune system. But your body also needs protein, much like how the Heavy Weapons Guy provides-

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Justyn @FUNKePills

7 months ago

she ip on my config until I /release

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Justyn @FUNKePills

7 months ago

FOMO is a predatory business practice that more gamers should be advocating against. For example, the breakfast menu at Panera Bread ends at 10:30 AM, 3 entire hours before the average gamer wakes up

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Justyn @FUNKePills

9 months ago

I don't fear the man who has heard 10,000 albums once. I fear the man who has heard one album 10,000 times

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Justyn @FUNKePills

9 months ago

I can finish any tub of hummus in 20 minutes tops except for 3-pepper hummus, I gotta attempt that shit 6 different times like a fucked up dark souls boss

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Justyn @FUNKePills

10 months ago

Think fast, gamer. A new FUNKe video is flying right at you. It's about movement, and shooting, and sometimes both, and sometimes that connection is really questionable but I wanted a reason to finish Metroid Prime and Maybe You Should Go Easy On Me Okay. youtu.be/taNg67BB6H4

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Justyn @FUNKePills

10 months ago

In a few days, i'll have a new video out-- It's another all-in-one bundle of movement shooters. If you're into movement fps, or all-in-one bundles, keep an eye out for it later this week.

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Justyn @FUNKePills

10 months ago

(Guy who reads the alphabet like it's a YA novel) There were 4 vowels- AEI and O for 99% of the story. Then out of nowhere U shows up, and apparently they're super important? And in the FINAL 2 chapters they introduce Y too?? So much fucking fanservice right at the end of it man

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Justyn @FUNKePills

10 months ago

MY INCREASINGLY UPSET PEN PAL: You think you're so fucking funny? Well newsflash, dick, I own a UV light. And I'm sick of all your little 'comments' written in invisible ink. ME: What do you mean? I just write like this you friend.

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Justyn @FUNKePills

11 months ago

Categorizing genres of music by the buffs they give me while I'm exercising Builds Boost Meter: Metal & Rock Increased Stamina Recovery: Electronic & Jazz Advantage on All Constitution Saves: Pop & Shoegaze Stun + Debuff: The Shaggs

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Justyn @FUNKePills

11 months ago

The unwise will craft his wooden pickaxe and then drop it after gathering only 3 stone. The virtuous, however, will lay his pickaxe to rest as fuel for a fresh furnace. Let effort be the pickaxe which fuels your mind's inner furnace. - Laozi, if he wrote gaming guides

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Justyn @FUNKePills

11 months ago

(Support players walking their dog) Stop breaking LoS bro. You're stunlocking the leash on that pole

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Justyn @FUNKePills

11 months ago

In my opinion, 2 Scooby snacks was not enough of a reward for the tasks they made that poor great dane do. He often had to act as bait for various criminal offenders and nare dowells for less than a working salary's worth of dog treats. It's not right.

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Justyn @FUNKePills

a year ago

You might already know about how manga is read from right to left. Well, try reading THIS in that direction: Now out is video FUNKe New youtu.be/qh_7mnoWyGQ

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Justyn @FUNKePills

a year ago

I place down a monster card in defense mode, followed by three spell/trap cards, then I end my turn.

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Justyn @FUNKePills

a year ago

I'm always committing to the bit (The bit is that I try a little more each day, and slowly accumulate a repertoire of experience through honest to goodness ambition)

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Justyn @FUNKePills

a year ago

ah yes the anime beam struggle, or as I like to call it, reverse tug-of-war

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Justyn @FUNKePills

a year ago

Shark Tank but it's a bunch of genies you have to pitch your wish to, and the only rule is you can't ask for more than 50% equity stake in the benefits of your wish

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Justyn @FUNKePills

a year ago

[guy who just invented the light spectrum but forgot to add the last color in] W-well, actually, pink isn't real. Because of wavelengths, you see. And not just because I forgot to add it to our magic rainbow gradient

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Justyn @FUNKePills

a year ago

A land bridge is just two continents holding hands really

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