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Failtext @Failtext1

Welcome to Fail Text,We post some funny, or just plain WTF text messages. #Business http://t.co/mwilLFZoRU Joined December 2011
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Failtext @Failtext1

13 years ago

How to get laid: Lay on bed. Wait 1 hour. Lay becomes past tense.

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Failtext @Failtext1

13 years ago

I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster.

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13 years ago

Every new McDonald's creates 40 jobs. 20 dentists and 20 heart surgeons!

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13 years ago

The texts you accidentally send to the wrong person are ALWAYS the worst ones!

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13 years ago

OMG LOOK! my middle finger loves you! :)

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13 years ago

That awkward moment when you can't understand somebody on the phone like five times and you don't know what to say.

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13 years ago

Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription and saying "Is this English?"

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13 years ago

That awkward moment when you realize your Sims have more talent than you do.

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13 years ago

I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

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13 years ago

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

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13 years ago

That one friend who always kills the moment.

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13 years ago

*washing hands* - *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOO!

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13 years ago

May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

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13 years ago

I ask Google all the questions I'm too embarrassed to ask other people.

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13 years ago

I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

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13 years ago

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

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13 years ago

I like looking at people through a fork and pretending they're in prison.

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13 years ago

People haven't always been there for me, but music has.

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13 years ago

The terrible feeling of having no internet connection.

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13 years ago

I saw you for like 3 seconds & it made my day. What would I do without my mirror.

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