Babbling Headlines @FakeBabbling

"I wish people would be more sensitive to the fact that they don't like me vs me having to reflect on my own actions" muses uncool twitterer

"It's such a shame those stay at home moms can't find more JOY in their kids, ya know?" Woman muses as she heads into work

@snoozical kid. Snooze did her part. Buck up, dig deep, USE YOUR WORDS. god. Kids. It's like they're not even trying, I swear

"Do I have to do EVERYTHING. I mean. I grew him. Your turn, kid. This 'crying bc hungry?' USE YOUR WORDS god what are you a BABY" (2/2)

"He's just being such a BABY" woman incredulous her 10 wk old can't just TELL HER what he needs. "Look. The cord is cut. Buck up, kid" (1/2)

"I'm a fan of public schools, but MY kid is smart" Woman struggles with her child's best interest and exposure to the unwashed masses

Follow Up: Crisis in Our Middle School: Middle Class White Males Can't Get A Fair Break. "at this rate, we'll NEVER see a male president!"

"We feel that boys are being drastically under served by our nation's schools.At this rate, the success of males overall is in question"(2/2

In-Depth: Ivy League deans band together to address growing gender disparity in college attendance. (1/2)

"A Care Package Is Not Always the Answer" Your Twitter Friend is Now a Trainwreck: 10 Ways to Help That Don't Enable

Dodging A Bullet: Woman About to Admit To Liking Kimye Baby Name, Thankfully Checked Twitter Feed First

New Mom Confused About Fuss Regarding Colic: "Babies only cry for reasons; it's not that hard" (Related: Everybody Hates Her)

Pregnant Woman Gripped In Anxious Battle Between Desire for Cream Cheese Bagel and Paralyzing 'Soft Cheese' Concerns

Woman trains for and completes marathon without telling twitter about any of it: Does it count? Experts weigh in

In a Bold Move to Avoid the Dreaded "Mom Hair", Woman Debuts a Kicky New Bob

"It's like she didn't even READ that one Hyperbole-and-a-half post before listing her fake symptoms" claim observers (2/2)

Twitter Feed Disappointed in Woman's Lackluster Attempt for Attention. (1/2)

"Yes, yes, we know. Meat. Bacon. We've heard": Twitter Feed Collectively Braces as Woman Discovers Paleo Diet

Woman With Five Year Old Boy-Girl Twins Christian and Ana: "Yeah, It's Been Kind Of an Awkward Year"

Decline of Quality Writing On the Internet As Evidence By the Uptick In Pointless Slideshows (Click Through To See Our 10 Least Favorite!)