Fake Baz @FakeBaz
Ex Watford F.C. owner, now back on the dole. Lorenzo Bufooni parody a/c. Stanmore Job Centre Joined December 2011-
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I dident sent those texes sumwun take me fone and sended them to frank was sum illiteret pranksterer dunnit def wernt me #watfordfc #bassini
#watfordfc fans, it's not how it looks. I simply forget to pay my grocery bill. I've been consuming a lot of Jimmy Russo's lettuce recently.
#pompey have suffered enough. It's high time a fit and proper person stepped in. Hi, my name is Lorrance Bassooni and I'm here to save you.
#watfordfc. OMG what's this tweet location feature? No one told me about this! Quick! How do I edit my tweets before HMRC read them? FML!
Ha ha! I'm now lying on an exotic beach rubbing #watfordfc tax money banknotes on my titties. Thanks suckers! No one's gonna find me now!
Not that I'm bitter or anything, but when I offered to sign some big czechs to settle with #watfordfc nobody wanted to take them.
Anyone know what's going on at #watfordfc? Just back from my hols and my key no longer seems to fit the lock. My lawn's looking good though.
@bexdex Thanks Becca. Let's hope I won't be needed in the future.
#watfordfc is mine! They must speak to me! Chained myself to safe till Pozzo calls.. Damn! Phone's in other room. Hello, anyone there? Help!
I hadn't realised my terrace visits were so popular. I'm getting inundated with invites for mingling next season. Heartwarming! #watfordfc
I'd like to thank all #watfordfc fans for supporting my handling of this. I can feel all the good vibes out there. It's quite wonderful.
#watfordfc deal is off. I told Pozzo weeks ago I was desperate and all he's done since then is screw the price down. I don't understand it!
Also, I've not taken a penny out of #watfordfc. That's still in the safe.
I've put £8 to £10 million into #watfordfc. Not sure of the exact sum TBH, but definitely more than £8
@Charlie_The_Lad Ha ha you win. Please send the 5 million lire to my private account. You can keep Yeatsey.
Over on #WML they are having some fun trying to guess #whatwasinthesafe at #watfordfc. 5 million lire + Mark Yeates if you guess it right.
Are you guys still swallowing this stuff, BTW? I've got plenty more ...
I've got people queuing round the corner to buy. It's like the Harrod's sale here.
Pozzo still begging me to stay on for six months. Says he needs my business acumen.
Daughter says, "no football, Daddy." She was fine yesterday, but you know what kids are like. Now where are the keys to the safe?
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