Benjamin Button @FakeBenButton
Old man turning into a baby, looking to rake in some Oscar hardware nobenjaminbutton.wordpress.com Louisiana Joined January 2009-
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@buzzbishop Soooooo curious about your Twitter column tomorrow in @24hrsvan. ButtonButtonButtonButtonButton - FTL!
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Post-Oscar Aftermath. O.A.B.B.C. Declares An Overwhelming Success. http://tinyurl.com/d6ms7g
RT @buzzbishop RT @camcavers: Ouch, I accidentally saw 2 seconds of Ben Mulroney on TV. GET YOUR ORANGE FACE OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM MULRONEY!
2nd most annoying 'Ben'? Ben Mulroney.
Most random Tweet ever: @M2G is consoling himself from the biased Oscars with this iPhone app: http://tinyurl.com/a2lgnt Whaaaaa????
Somewhere, an old, old baby is wailing inconsolably.
8:52pm Best Picture of 2009 Oscar goes to... Slumdog Millionaire. Button 3-13! Overall: GIANT FAIL FOR BUTTON! WHEEEEEEEEE!
Extended Button montage - just threw up on my shirt.
"Commie, homo-loving sons of guns" Already most memorable line of the night. Better writing than anything in 3 hours of Button hell.
Sean Penn wins for Milk! Wheeee! (give em hell for Proposition 8!) Button 3-12. One more loss to go...
Anthony Hopkins deserves Best Actor trying to convince us that Brad Pitt can act. NO BRAD PITT FOR BEST ACTOR!!!
Best Actor Music sounds like the Hockey Night In Canada theme (old one)
Best Actress goes to... Benjamin Button!
Sophia Loren could use some Benjamin Button anti-aging magic. Her skin looks like a tanned hide.
Button 3-11. Go Slumdog. Go Slumdog. Go, go, go Slumdog.
PLEASE no David Fincher for Director. This would almost as bad as giving Eric Roth an Oscar for writing Button.
Paul Newman - nice crowd reaction. He was a classy guy. No Heath?
Nothing for Ricardo Montalban? HEARTLESS PEOPLE! HEARTLESS!
Prediction - death applause meter 2009 winner by a landslide - Heath.
Ewww: New Kraft Bagelfuls - basically a cream cheese twinkie. HURL. (off-topic)
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