Fake Factoids @FakeFactoid
Fake facts to impress or dupe your friends. We're welcome to suggestions. Joined March 2011-
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Tom Cruise has a lucky urine sample he always carries around on set.
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The PG Tips chimps were actually the production team dressed in monkey suits.
Raping the birthday girl is considered an honour in North Korea.
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13 out of 15 points away against City, Liverpool, Newcastle, Chelsea and Spurs. And here we're complaining about a draw. Spoiled,aren't we?
Mr C from 90s dance band The Shamen, is married to Uma Thurman.
Headaches are naturally occurring brain typhoons. The only real cure is sunshine.
Welsh people find it impossible to pronounce the word 'vindicated'.
Covering yourself in butter is the best and only way to prevent being caught and eaten by an otter.
America was actually discovered by Abraham Lincoln's brother, Stretch.
The salt from sea water can be used to cure homosexuality.
@rioferdy5 trained as a neuro surgeon before taking up football at the age of 29.
People from Hampshire are born with 6 fingers on each hand. They lose 2 fingers when they reach puberty, which tends to be at the age of 38
The real reason we celebrate Christmas is to upset the Jews.
Donald Trump's hair was actually woven from Angora rabbit hair.
The word 'hymen' is the same in every language.
Eating snake meat has a detrimental effect on erectile dysfunction. Whereas consuming talc has the opposite effect.
David Bellamy was the inspiration for Clive King's Stig of the Dump.
Patel @muchuirobinson7
28 Followers 311 Following Truthful man//Manchester united fun//catholic//family.
HAREM_SECRET @HAREM__SECRET
153 Followers 1K Following Harem Secret exfoliating mitts are dermatologically tested and made of organic origin materials which provide safe and perfect skin care.
Анастасия К... @bowenbridjet191
144 Followers 4K Following
charni @charni1990
35 Followers 138 Following
Kieran Campbell @kieran_c1991
22 Followers 344 Following
Gunther LAD @GuntherLAD
291 Followers 270 Following Hi, My Name is Gunther and I am a horny bastard. *PARODY ACCOUNT*
Ruhte @RUHTE143
34 Followers 139 Following
Vanessa Sánchez @SSA_NessaNoelle
36 Followers 283 Following Roleplayer | 18 Years Old | Vlogger | Singer | Dancer | FBI Agent
Andrew Ball @AndJayBall
315 Followers 1K Following Teacher, pescatarian, pastafarian, militant pedestrian, I like their early stuff
Christian Grey (Parod... @ChristianGrey_7
2K Followers 2K Following CEO of GEH and Married to @TheAnaGreyRP. She changed my life. Father to Teddy, @AdorableGreyRP, Penelope, adopted Hope {18+ @FiftyShadesRp}
Samuel Ryder @SamzyR91
57 Followers 506 Following
Ryan Febryanto @ryanfebryanto09
131 Followers 1K Following GLORY GLORY MANUTD Manchester United Fans! Buitenzorg
jonathan walker @jonny1985571
18 Followers 75 Following
Lee Wilson @LeeLeewrfc
7 Followers 564 Following
harley @lisaandashlee
19 Followers 133 Following If it's meant for you, you won't have to beg for it
preetbat2 @thevibes_bat2
38 Followers 305 Following
John Flynn @JohnFlynn_RP
972 Followers 2K Following Married to @HannahFlynn_RP My kinky angel, daddy to Alex, Amelia, Liberty, Zachary and Harmony #OriginalKinkyFamilyMember (H&J 09/12) Mature 18 +
Nicola Mitchell @NicolaMitchell2
159 Followers 383 Following
Dezi Zombie @DeziZombie
83 Followers 383 Following just me supernatural/once upon a time tattoos/piercings metal/rock music wanna know ask me
pauly @laupegnot
102 Followers 2K Following
Kim Jong Un @Kimjoongun
85 Followers 574 Following I'm not 6'4 My Dick Is... Bio still under construction... Insert TumblrLightieDrake shit
Chris Sutton @sutty1714
44 Followers 501 Following
Nikki McGregor @jellycat72
257 Followers 758 Following is positive she's an award winning something or other....it just hasnt made itself apparent yet.
caz essex @cazessex1
113 Followers 538 Following I'm 31 year old bubbley girl who enjoys socialising with friends an family an adore my baby staffie whitney wiggles she's my life along with gf an family ☺☺♥♥ x
Kirstttt @Kirsttt_xx
886 Followers 1K Following
Brenna Sutton-Marino @BrennaSMarino
727 Followers 937 Following Happily owned and being trained by my Bossman, @bryce_dorsey. And, guess what? As I became his Sub, we wrote a book about it: http://t.co/MCLOS2Af. 18+ only pls
DinoMehmedspahic @Di_No99
86 Followers 1K Following
Elena Lincoln @fiftyelena_rpg
416 Followers 490 Following Divorced | Owner Escavla Salons & Spas | Bitch Queen of Dommes | Grey family friend | I do bite...among other things | @TheFiftySOG_RPG +18 only
Marissa Green @Marissag_xo
22 Followers 263 Following
Katerina pierce @Piercekat1457
75 Followers 116 Following The names katerina im know to scheme but when im pissed im known to kill
michael roynon @MichaelRoynon
16 Followers 17 Following
Stephanie Trower @MissStephTrower
85 Followers 504 Following
Jack @J_W_Bates
95 Followers 360 Following
olaosebikan taiwo @olaosebikantaiw
42 Followers 328 Following
Madison Lynn Murphy @NotSoNormalMadi
295 Followers 446 Following He is my firefighter and my life. Married to @muscularwolf86 our kids @RebekahRosey & @James_jr01 BFF @MysticalBri #ProtectiveMomma //6-15-13\\
Claire ✌ @ERHMAHGHERD
68 Followers 183 Following We been keeping it PG. But I wanna get a little frisky. Come gimme some of that yum like a lollipop.
Erotic Verse @eroticverse
889 Followers 1K Following Newly Published Erotic Fiction writer April 2013 ''Erotic Verse'' Poetry / Paul Raymond dancer / Burlesque SupaNova
MasterMadX @Jackmaddy95
610 Followers 2K Following Im 22 years old,I am working now, I'm funny, funny is all i have. I love all things superhero and villian and I enjoy going to Comic-Con with my friends.
Anastasia Steele @AnaRSteele
86K Followers 35K Following Recent graduate from WSU whose whole world changed when I fell into @ChristianTGrey's office.(Mature #FiftyShadesofGrey RP) #ChristianGrey
Carrick Grey @KinkyCarrickG
768 Followers 382 Following Seattle Attorney - Husband to the lovely Grace, father to Elliot, Christian, Mia and Hannah Offical member of #kinkyfamily @fiftyKS_RPG (RP Strictly 18+)
𝙼𝚛 𝙶𝚛𝚎... @MrGreys
10K Followers 11K Following I peel your panties off, continue spanking. I sink two fingers inside. You moan loudly, tortured, then you convulse around my fingers. 😏🖋️📜
Ｓｙｄｎｅｙ �... @FlamingMinds
4K Followers 3K Following ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ… - ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ - ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ - ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ - ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ¹⁸⁺ #ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ
Kate Kavanagh-Grey @KinkyKate_FKS
1K Followers 1K Following Married to the gorgeous @kinkyelgrey_fks Mommy to @K_AvaG_FKS Sister to @KinkyEthan_FKS #kinkyfamily official member (RP 18+) @newfks_rpg #KinkyAndProud
🌹Anastasia Rose Gr... @HisRoseAna
9K Followers 7K Following Wife of @HerFiftyCG ~ EIC for GP ~ Mom of @TheodoreGrey_RP ~ @PhoebeGrey_RP ~Hunter Jason & Hayden Carrick 3-12-17 (RP18+ @CityofCortez_RP) #NOTNikkiReed
Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen
3.6M Followers 795 Following My ONLY X/Twitter account. Beware of imposters who try to gain your confidence.
Dominic Monaghan. @DomsWildThings
192K Followers 454 Following LOST. LOTR. STAR WARS. WOLVERINE. WILD THINGS. dom_monaghan_ @instagram Professional #trollhunter #becurious
Stephanie Trower @MissStephTrower
85 Followers 504 Following
Carrick Grey @KinkyCarrickG
768 Followers 382 Following Seattle Attorney - Husband to the lovely Grace, father to Elliot, Christian, Mia and Hannah Offical member of #kinkyfamily @fiftyKS_RPG (RP Strictly 18+)
Carolina Avery @BloodTheLacquer
1K Followers 79 Following Stay for tonight, if you want to, I can show you what my dreams are made of. (✢) @SHADOUSlTY's subject.
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
84.0M Followers 0 Following And, baby, that's sh0w business f0r y0u. ❤️🔥
Ｓｙｄｎｅｙ �... @FlamingMinds
4K Followers 3K Following ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ… - ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ - ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ - ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ - ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ¹⁸⁺ #ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ![I'm that little piece of poison every girl needs, I'm the dirty desire that everyone wants to have. The darkness that consumes you in the end. [TVD-RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000666065291/fa56e9f6d14bb327fa7d1afbc2bd3d6f.jpeg)
Damon Salvatore @VirulentLove
346 Followers 322 Following I'm that little piece of poison every girl needs, I'm the dirty desire that everyone wants to have. The darkness that consumes you in the end. [TVD-RP]
𝙼𝚛 𝙶𝚛𝚎... @MrGreys
10K Followers 11K Following I peel your panties off, continue spanking. I sink two fingers inside. You moan loudly, tortured, then you convulse around my fingers. 😏🖋️📜
Phoniex Michelle @PhoniexWinchest
452 Followers 839 Following My world once was filled with light, But is now tainted with darkness. Let's find out if there's anything left for me.
Stefan Salvatore @FakingStefanS
43 Followers 61 Following #Married to @SexyElena_1. Our daughter is @SophiaS__. My Brother is @DashingDamonS_.#Vampire. My best friend is @VampireBarbie45.
Luke Sawyer @fiftyluke_rpg
849 Followers 1K Following Mr Grey's and families, private security. Fiance to @greysandrea12 RPG 18+. My family @thefiftysog_rpg
:( @tenderlittleLam
64 Followers 76 Following
Kate Kavanagh-Grey @KinkyKate_FKS
1K Followers 1K Following Married to the gorgeous @kinkyelgrey_fks Mommy to @K_AvaG_FKS Sister to @KinkyEthan_FKS #kinkyfamily official member (RP 18+) @newfks_rpg #KinkyAndProud
٠· ⛧ 𝐓𝐄𝐑... @INFERIORZENITH
3K Followers 995 Following ❛ 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 , 𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗉𝖾𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾 . ❜ — not tobias forge . ⊰. { 25+ , parody }.
Rob Sechan Premium @RobSechanP
2K Followers 2K Following Reserved for discerning trade talks. Engage in comprehensive stock market analysis and in-depth price insight. Only for a few here! MAIN PAGE: @Robsechan![If the shoe fits, wear it bitch. Read my lips, im a vain bitch. Im the queen of hybrids with the prettiest eyes youve ever seen #TVD [RP/+18/Single]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3066364274/223d838d66f538c892456e50947800f7.jpeg)
StellaLowe @BlueEyedHybrid
140 Followers 357 Following If the shoe fits, wear it bitch. Read my lips, im a vain bitch. Im the queen of hybrids with the prettiest eyes youve ever seen #TVD [RP/+18/Single]![In love with the Damon Salvatore, and I have a feeling he loves me back. [RP-Single-Vampire]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000533032665/1a1f0c4fac3b1a83c7eadebae392de6a.jpeg)
Elena Gilbert @AmazingElena
105 Followers 162 Following In love with the Damon Salvatore, and I have a feeling he loves me back. [RP-Single-Vampire]
Anastasia Steele @AnaRSteele
86K Followers 35K Following Recent graduate from WSU whose whole world changed when I fell into @ChristianTGrey's office.(Mature #FiftyShadesofGrey RP) #ChristianGrey
Madison Lynn Murphy @NotSoNormalMadi
295 Followers 446 Following He is my firefighter and my life. Married to @muscularwolf86 our kids @RebekahRosey & @James_jr01 BFF @MysticalBri #ProtectiveMomma //6-15-13\\
🌹Anastasia Rose Gr... @HisRoseAna
9K Followers 7K Following Wife of @HerFiftyCG ~ EIC for GP ~ Mom of @TheodoreGrey_RP ~ @PhoebeGrey_RP ~Hunter Jason & Hayden Carrick 3-12-17 (RP18+ @CityofCortez_RP) #NOTNikkiReed
Christian Grey @FuckedUpFifty_
7K Followers 1K Following CEO, blogger, writer. (RP/RL 21+) Author of A Gentleman's Affair/ Secret/ Memoir, and Fate. Check out my blog at the link below.
John Flynn @JohnFlynn_RP
972 Followers 2K Following Married to @HannahFlynn_RP My kinky angel, daddy to Alex, Amelia, Liberty, Zachary and Harmony #OriginalKinkyFamilyMember (H&J 09/12) Mature 18 +
Damon Salvatore @DamonTheDon
5K Followers 110 Following Elena (@HypnoticLoyalty) and I are happily married with two children. Life couldn’t be any better. Or so we thought. #OriginalVampireLegacies (RP / PARODY 18+)
Being Human @BeingHumanSyfy
33K Followers 80 Following Leading normal lives is a lot harder than it looks for a ghost, a vampire, and a werewolf. Official account of the Syfy series Being Human.
×Tatted Freak× @TheTattedFreak
2K Followers 2K Following #co-owner #InkedUpCrew #InkedOriginal #InfamousFamilia (21+) #Single Dont like what I say #FuckYou
Dawnίϵ @ProminentMerica
1K Followers 795 Following![On the road with Sammy and my baby since '05. Man of letters.
[RP/MC] 21+ RP
#Supernatural #Ravaged](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1242770592664780802/F_XDsrzz.jpg)
Dean Winchester. (Par... @SufferedHunter
7K Followers 4K Following On the road with Sammy and my baby since '05. Man of letters. [RP/MC] 21+ RP #Supernatural #Ravaged
Erikk Horan @AdoranThisHoran
131 Followers 256 Following
Christian Grey (Parod... @ChristianGrey_7
2K Followers 2K Following CEO of GEH and Married to @TheAnaGreyRP. She changed my life. Father to Teddy, @AdorableGreyRP, Penelope, adopted Hope {18+ @FiftyShadesRp}![A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm a photographer in New York. For me to love is impossible. [FL/RP|Single|18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3166492825/7beb99b08e59da23a701e82c755c0d07.jpeg)
Daisy Hernandez. @BrokenDaisy_H
574 Followers 1K Following A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm a photographer in New York. For me to love is impossible. [FL/RP|Single|18+]
Heather Mackinnon @HeatherrMack
149 Followers 239 Following
Esᴛᴀʀʟɪᴇ @estarlie_
255 Followers 68 Following Cʀᴀᴢʏ ᴀɴᴅ Wᴇɪʀᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ Nᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ɪs Bᴏʀɪɴɢ. IG: @estarlie
Katrina Timbang @KatTimbang
150 Followers 159 Following Do something today that your future self will thank you for 💁📚🎓✈📷🐚 | CPO | IG: katrinatimbang
Connor Macleod @Connorr_Macleod
1K Followers 140 Following
hope. @Hazzazou
115 Followers 205 Following
nick grimshaw @grimmers
1.6M Followers 729 Following
Neville Nevilles Lad @NotGaryNeville
2K Followers 31 Following Owner of schoolboy facial hair; owner of mobile disco,dog groomer. And me birds @chantellegrimes . Clearly this isnt Ratboys account, he struggles with writingYou might like
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