Not Scott Kessler @FakeKessler
Sexy Jewish boy. Writer at @FraternalMatch Parody. Rutgers Joined April 2012-
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Have you ever been to a dollar store? I just bought ten things for ten dollars! #MakingZaydeProud
Just an FYI: David Myrie has been released.
SAVE US JUDD HIRSCH RT @scottdkessler: ugh RT @NBCPhiladelphia: Rutgers conditionally backs new merger plan. bit.ly/M97RH8
. @brotherlygame MORE LIKE LOWLIGHTS AMIRITE? LOL #rutgers
BREAKING: More on @PhilaUnion's devastating loss to @city_islanders last night. #skyisfalling #wereallgonnadie #rutgers
Breaking: @jtannenwald is a stupid head. More soon.
I'd love to have my own show on WIP. There's a market for Union commentary from a Rutgers student's point of view, no? #rutgers
Every time asked about Montreal, Nowak replies, "Impact? What do you mean by 'Impact'?" #rutgers
So happy for Jen Chang. She's sexy as hell.
Came home to @FakePeterNowak jerking off in my flower bed.
@Eugene_R I'm so sick of everyone breaking my stories before me. I bet none of these blabber mouths went to Rutgers either.
OMFG Califf to Shamrock Rovers PLEASE RT @FraternalMatch #rutgers
@rolando plenty of moths over here at Rutgers. I go there. Did you know that?
THANK YAHWEH I can stop pretending to like hockey now.
Coach @Peter_Nowak regretting spending all of this week's practice sessions playing Hot Potato.
Pajoy was the Columbian national paddycake champion before becoming a soccer player.
Fake John Hackworth @fake_hackworth
11 Followers 20 Following I'm John Hackworth. I'm a part-time soccer club manager, full-time winner. Don't listen to Obama, I'm real change you can believe in. #DOOP
SimplyFootball @SimplyFootyBlog
102 Followers 440 Following A blog Talking Only About the Worlds Game: Come check us out! http://t.co/SE6t5GJyCY
8647 @ebradlee10
1K Followers 4K Following Father. PSU Forever. Philly 5/5. USMNT/USWNT/Union/Arsenal. SOB OG. WXPN/WHYY/NPR. Golfer. Progressive. BLM. LIONS CLUB MEMBER🦁. Scarf hoarder.
Crunch Buttsteak @ElBoltonero
308 Followers 238 Following enby teacher, soccer, nerd shit (marvel, board games, video games, etc.), EGOT, rasslin', Philly nonsense, former Time Person of the Year. they/them
Rutgers Scarlet Knigh... @RUAthletics
76K Followers 722 Following In New Jersey, our fans are just louder 🔊 #GoRU | #JerseyPride l #ShowYourR l ⚔️🛡
✡️ Jewish Boy Pro... @JewBoyProblems
20K Followers 6 Following I have brown eyes and hair. My body is uncomfortably hairy. My dream is to crack 5’8. Most things upset my stomach.
Peter Nowak @FakePeterNowak
395 Followers 2 Following Ημισύ μευ ψυχῆς ἔτι τὸ πνέον, ἥμισυ δ’ οὐκ οἶδ’ εἴτ’ ῎Ερος εἴτ’ ᾿Αΐδης ἥρπασε, πλὴν ἀφανές.
Jonathan Tannenwald @thegoalkeeper
30K Followers 2K Following Soccer reporter for the @PhillyInquirer. Also on other platforms if you'd rather be there.
Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald
3K Followers 1K Following D.C. native living in Philadelphia and occasionally tweeting about it. You might be looking for @thegoalkeeper. If not, hello. Also on BlueSky and Threads.
8647 @ebradlee10
1K Followers 4K Following Father. PSU Forever. Philly 5/5. USMNT/USWNT/Union/Arsenal. SOB OG. WXPN/WHYY/NPR. Golfer. Progressive. BLM. LIONS CLUB MEMBER🦁. Scarf hoarder.
Sons of Ben @SonsofBen
15K Followers 1K Following Philadelphia's first and largest supporters club. 2026 Membership sign ups: https://t.co/SFjVEaWSPjYou might like
