Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats
Tweets from a real librarian. Not currently wearing a cardigan. instagram: @FakeLibStats [email protected] facebook.com/fakelibstats From a library near you Joined November 2011-
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For those who need a list of books kids should never read
This number doesn’t change no matter the national politics
Doesn’t matter the season
Hugs cost at least one cookie or slice of cake each
The Librarians in the back of the all-staff meeting
Same answers outside cars, too to be honest
Happy tax day to all the public librarians out there!
And there’s a 99% chance you don’t care
Sometimes even when a librarian makes a shushing joke
Is it the same as shelving by color?
It was politely asking them to not win as often
The terror and guilt!
For the others everyone understands
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Nicholas Poole OBE Ho... @NickPoole1
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Overheard@thelibrary @overheardlibrar
6K Followers 3K Following Shhhh. The library's trying to hear stuff . . . and sometimes block it out. Also at the other site: https://t.co/UhDZAyDFDQ
That LiBEARian @thatliBEARian
1K Followers 3K Following books | bear GIFs | library stuff | my life | sorry for the typos (she/her)
Lisa Janicke Hinchlif... @lisalibrarian
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MARC in a (Less) Cold... @marccold
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School Librarians Uni... @LMS_United
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Tasha Nins @TashaCMN
2K Followers 2K Following I like boiled carrots and despicable characters. Real live librarian. 🇧🇸📚💜 she/her
AlisonIsBossy @AlisonIsBossy
4K Followers 3K Following Homeschool mom, but not like that. I want #books #travel and all the #librarytwitter friends
Christian Lauersen @clauersen
4K Followers 523 Following Director of Culture, Libraries & Sports in Roskilde Municipality. Founder of https://t.co/sgt4g1KyV9. Happy about socks and cycling. LEGO aficionado. Own views
Leaving Libraryland @CircdeskCircus
2K Followers 1K Following Former Public librarian. Noticer. Helper. Parent. Middle-aged. Also history, cats & mental health topics. She/her. #librarylife https://t.co/TS6WcKQTfE
blacksheep librarian @blacksheep_127
1K Followers 858 Following she/her | pug mom | MSIS | bookmobile lady | Disney princess | photographer | yarn goblin | my thoughts and views are my own | ✨neurospicy✨
Lucky there is @FaMi_Guy
632 Followers 431 Following FaMI+Ausbilder in Bonn. Koha-User. Comics, (Retro-)Games, Filme, Vinyl und Konzerte... wenn meine Tochter mich lässt. Hier privat unterwegs. #fcknzs
Lorax 🛠️🌳 @LoraxTruffula
818 Followers 410 Following Crafty. Stitcher. Woodworker. Protect the earth. Resist tyrants. Be a Lorax. She/Her
Steve *It's TAY-tro* ... @DrTLovesBooks
4K Followers 1K Following School Libraries are THE Most Important Part of Schools | M.Ed., Ed.D., M.I. | 25 yr vet Tchr | he/him | Lots o' SLMS stuff @ https://t.co/PrMgMDKOvU
Librarian to The Man ... @NobPeck
2K Followers 2K Following Gov't Librarian, sometime artist, servant to Tilly. He/Him, Resister, and booklegger in training. On blue site, same handle.
Colleen S. Harris: po... @warmaiden
3K Followers 4K Following Poet, scholar, librarian. 3x Pushcart nominee. My 4th poetry collection, The Light Becomes Us, is available for order (see link in profile)!
Emma-Lee Ross @saint_emma
18 Followers 225 Following Proud Aunty and Nerd, love my sport-especially Basketball, Disney fanatic & Crazy cat lady for life!!
youoyoyoyuo @informascia
13 Followers 8 Following
Nicki L. Cannon @NickiLCann76171
10 Followers 412 Following
Mr. H, 20th Level Lib... @merimrh
40 Followers 127 Following Master of library systems, dad to 3 humans, & gamer extraordinaire. I bring order to chaos, and chaos to my campaigns. Opinions my own #ttrpg #edu 🪄@chsdndclub
Zreegar @Zreegar321788
26 Followers 983 Following
007intheAdirondacks @3octaves
2K Followers 2K Following she/her Ian Fleming Scholar. Refugee’s child. Librarian. Champion pole dancer. Feminist. Costume designer. Soprano. Juggler, which makes sense, doesn't it?
Steven Tyler @StevenTyle93788
79 Followers 525 Following
Stacks @StacksSchedule
4 Followers 34 Following Smart scheduling for libraries. Built by librarians. Modern, user-friendly, two-layer scheduling. Follow as we build - DM for early access. Release Fall 2025.
Noname2024 @JayStep48054542
17 Followers 160 Following
Anthony H @Game0ver_89
12 Followers 424 Following
Viola Moen @MoenViola28882
55 Followers 2K Following
Holden Ferguson @librarianholden
6 Followers 138 Following Aspiring librarian and writer | Uniting the world through stories that inspire and educate | Dreamer of libraries and plotter of tales
Yael 🎗️🇮🇱 @yael082025
11 Followers 254 Following Gen X librarian; adult human female; lesbian; Zionist; a freaking delight.
Milaaa❤️ @MilaBliissWave
36 Followers 341 Following Active girl who’d rather lift weights than sit still… unless it’s with a good book. Got stamina? DM me❤️
Sara 𓂆 ּ ֶָ֢. @SaraSamir135459
536 Followers 3K Following Iam Sarah 20 years old from Gaza , please help me support my family during war.🙏🙏💔
RM @msly725
0 Followers 207 Following
Brighton Harding @imbrighton2
9 Followers 232 Following
Chinedu Philip Onoyim... @ChineduOnoyima
7K Followers 3K Following get a copy of my new book @ https://t.co/qHhRwqU1lE book lover, writer, introvert, can’t sing, founder @NeduLlc
bamor1988 @bamor198868137
98 Followers 2K Following Tecnologia, finanças, analytics, AI, econometria. Deus acima de tudo!
Lizz ❤️ @sunkissedaLizz
56 Followers 758 Following Bookworm with bass drops. 📚🎶 Let’s trade funny pics in DMs.
Ovrervop @Ovrervop3926
31 Followers 1K Following
Sundarpur Congres Kis... @Congress45678
34 Followers 266 Following Indian National Congress Sosial Medial Marketing News Job Rahul Priynka Sena, NCW President Bhubneswar Bhadrak India
Natty @clusterfuck98
4 Followers 36 Following
Kira @Ballerino94
599 Followers 508 Following Type 1 diabetic. Northern. Manchester United fan. Often found providing sarcastic comments on all of the above. Working in marketing & HE, views all my own.
Lv @Lv59210
7 Followers 211 Following Government administrator and aspiring rabbi posting random thoughts in the void.
KatsOkay @backslashkatsok
70 Followers 150 Following
izzy 🇵🇸 @cheezymcbreezy1
32 Followers 1K Following 22 | autistic +adhd | aroace | 🇬🇧 | vocaloid and stardew valley sebastian enthusiast
Sundar Pur Congres ki... @CongresKishor
144 Followers 2K Following Indian National Congress Sosial Media Marketing News Job. Rahul Priyanka Sena. NCWC President Bhubaneswar Bhadrak India
Cristina🌻 @cristinaaprz
64 Followers 466 Following (she/her/ella) latina (mexican y puerto rican) - a neurodivergent bi queer who is a future librarian and a reader, writer, and a lover of films.
Kate Szumanski @KateSzumanski
2K Followers 3K Following Mother of 3 🤹♀️ | #HigherEd | Strategic Communications | Helping Students Prepare for the World of Work | Spinning Instructor 🚲 💙✌️💪 | she/her/hers
Sanica Simu @SanicaSimu10348
33 Followers 1K Following Advertising and digital marketing in social media
CRVS @CRVS_2030Vision
276 Followers 8K Following 🔸️Civil Registration &Vital Statistics (CRVS) 🔸️Strategist 🔸️Technical 🔸️Development For Technical Consultations contact email : [email protected]
LP @SomethinSketchy
54 Followers 783 Following
Keashor @KeashorAvEfiB
95 Followers 1K Following
Bedeethew @BedeethewAVE9S
56 Followers 1K Following
Athena 🦉 @Dragon5753
25 Followers 191 Following Welcome to my page, Roll for Initiative | 24 | she/her | 🇺🇲🇬🇷 | Cover art by @Knnnp_
The Scottish Kitchen @scottishkitchn
2K Followers 4K Following Scottish Grub sold here. Tuesday to Friday Kings Cross and Euston with Real Food Market and Saturday at Ealing Dickens Yard.
Kat @bibliophile889
4 Followers 92 Following
deeb0123456789 @deeb0123456789
11 Followers 486 Following 24, in too many fandoms (losing it over FF16)
ahd @Ahd954082Ahd
173 Followers 7K Following
Gera Janka @GeraJanka
211 Followers 4K Following
Ernie Paul Young @ernieyoung2002
832 Followers 7K Following Driven by a passion for God’s truth, Dr. Young has spent decades immersed in the study of Scripture, including deep research into the original Hebrew and Greek
Brandie Puskas @BrandieP1002
3 Followers 103 Following
Noga Yinon @NogaYinon
3K Followers 5K Following Social Media Marketing and PR, Trends Analysis, Knowledge Mgmt, IT Project Management | נגה ינון
نوف @Nouf2323
300 Followers 854 Following كاتبة ومهتمة بالمكتبات والمعلومات وهاوية للسفر. صدر لي #أنا_امرأة_ولكن📚. MA Librarianship alumna @sheffielduni 🇬🇧🇦🇪
Hollywood Hustle @CharlesLenhoff
4K Followers 6K Following A journal of Hollywood’s Talent Agencies & TV Packaging run by a Cartel of Pimps, Thugs and Thieves. Available now at your local bookstores, libraries & online.
Banned Library @bannedlibrary
12K Followers 6K Following The worst library on the internet. Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Get Vaccinated. Help https://t.co/Qe1LP4eYLB
Foreign Buyers Club @foreignbuyer
45 Followers 395 Following Official page for the comic book series "Foreign Buyers Club" Written by Jack Conlon & Lisa Debus.
Richard Debenham @RDebenham_Ebsco
117 Followers 459 Following Regional Sales Manager for EBSCO UK Central & Norfolk
PowerBombshell 🐷 @NuclearOvreactr
335 Followers 736 Following Librarian. Writer. 🏳️🌈 I like MCYT, KPop & John Cena. Seasoned Bitch. Internationally Tolerated. @my_quelch ❤ sexuality: deadlift german suplexes
Rhett Miller @rhettmiller
30K Followers 1K Following I sing for Old 97's, make solo records, and play Bzer in the GOTG Holiday Special. I also write poems and prose. I love what I do and I’ve had pretty good luck.
Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.1M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
The Wikipedia Library @WikiLibrary
6K Followers 3K Following The world's greatest encyclopedia needs access to the world's best sources. Connecting Wikipedia editors to libraries and publishers.
Lost in the Stacks @LibraryRadio
1K Followers 130 Following Lost in the Stacks is the research library rock n' roll radio show! Hear, here: http://t.co/v94oaEVzPg or here http://t.co/52bamb3rHJ
University of Liverpo... @LivUniLibrary
16K Followers 2K Following Books, e-resources, study support, academic skills and more. Open 24/7 term time, you’ll always find a smile here! 📜@LivUniSCA ✍️ @livuniknowhow
Fake H Library Stats @FakeHLibStats
64 Followers 36 Following Fake Harvard Library Statistics. No research involved.
@[email protected] @nnschiller
2K Followers 2K Following Nicholas Schiller: professor, cyclist, librarian. Natalie's husband. Large, contains multitudes. (Deleted monthly) he/him
politelibrarian @politelibrarian
873 Followers 14 Following Editor of A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette. For more frequent updates, follow @jvance.
Mark Bohnstedt @markbohnstedt
11 Followers 19 Following Branch Manager of a public library. Please don't call me a guybrarian.
Angry Circulation @angrycirc
2K Followers 2K Following Circ worker in academic lib. Former circ in public lib. Sports nut #soccer Pro-wrestling fan married w/2 adult kids #geek #adhd #blm #lgbtqia+ ally
Library Smells @LibrarySmells
116 Followers 69 Following
BDSM Librarian @bdsmlibrarian
7K Followers 2K Following I'm a librarian. I'm into BDSM. Suck on that.
Bookletting 📚 @bookletting
906 Followers 112 Following On Blue*** now, here to check in now & again. #Readadv librarian temporarily(?) retired.Student of grief. Expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously (she/her)
Shauna @Twinklybugs
658 Followers 2K Following Nemophilist settler. Further: Hopepunk public librarian/runner/cyclist who knits. Habitually contented. She/her. https://t.co/sxfNHSAjlK
Barbro S. @RosaSkyer
648 Followers 1K Following Ingeniør/M.Sc., smått gadget-frik, har enda ikke gitt opp Blekkulf-klubben og vil fremdeles redde verden. Prøver fremdeles å finne ut hvordan.
Erin Prentiss @ageoflibrarius
76 Followers 233 Following Newbrarian. Book Boss at Brown Paper Books.
Ian Valentine @ianvalentine
469 Followers 1K Following Software engineer + @FlatironSchool alumnus. I ♥ NY. He/him.
Jen @spiralstars
318 Followers 877 Following
Kate Sherrill MLS @KateSherrill
2K Followers 2K Following Academic librarian, lifelong Hoosier. IU'05 / USI'98 / Reitz'91 #EVV #InfoLit #CritLib #KITM she/her/hers Opinions are my own...
Jennifer Podolsky @JennPodolsky
556 Followers 2K Following Technology & Training Project Specialist, New Jersey State Library
Anali Perry @grumpator
471 Followers 98 Following Leaving X for bluer skies - find me @ grumpator. Views are my own.
Michelle @sdmisha
342 Followers 1K Following I'm a Librarian. I like to knit, cook and drink good beer and wine. Spurs and Padres.
Snark E. Librarian @SnarkELibrarian
129 Followers 110 Following Naughty Librarian who loves fashion, gossip, drinking, sex, laughing and life. Follow me, cos I'm not your Mother's librarian. #NSFW
Shanna @ShannaMeunier
182 Followers 446 Following Academic Library Technician/Information Ninja, transplanted Prairie girl, cat lady.
Sam Siverling-Winn @Sam_Winn
2K Followers 2K Following Tweets on memory work, nerdom, disability, permaculture, surreality, death work, and GLAM
Cara @stonca01
645 Followers 572 Following Leaving this up because I foolishly embedded old tweets elsewhere. Find me sporadically at @ https://t.co/mvR4WBo0lB or hiding from the chaos. RTs≠endorsements
Alison @Lib_Techie
414 Followers 751 Following Finder of information. Solver of mysteries. Fixer of staplers. Patron saints: Bunny Watson and Nancy Drew. Academic library. Essential caregiver. 📚🕵🏻♀️🐱👵
Jenn Riley @jenlrile
1K Followers 2K Following digital librarian, trying to still be a musician, curmudgeon, overall curious person. views expressed are my own. she/her/hers
debbie wittkop @dwittkop
124 Followers 473 Following all things e @my library...reader, tweeter, creator
Tart of Darkness @theinfophile
2K Followers 624 Following
Michael Shook @mshook... @mshook
537 Followers 2K Following yes & yes & yes I tweet things I might want to see again Science kid, flight, samba, incurably religious, mystery, #tags https://t.co/ExMHAaT9br @[email protected]
Erica Smith @ericaknits
321 Followers 688 Following
katie eschbacher 🫠 @hikatie
1K Followers 356 Following local history/metadata enthusiast at your friendly public library. sloppiest crossword solver in the midwest. she/her.
Matt Anderson 🇺�... @MattAndersonUT
4K Followers 3K Following 🌎 Earthling 🤔 Product mgmt leader 📚 Derailed academic librarian 🌐 Tweets #prodmgmt, #ux, #fintech, libraries, privacy, climate 🐝 Never once stung by a bee
Ashley @ashleysayschirp
89 Followers 296 Following Texan in Pennsylvania. Conservation Tech for Library/Archives/Museums. Cats and pop culture. opinions/thoughts are mine not my institution.Trends for United States
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