Fake N Train @FakeNTrain
an (unofficial) division of @FakeMTA; your source for fake service updates and sublimation mta.info/nyct/service/n… Astoria, Queens Joined July 2011-
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My first act when I take office will be to limit all snow to Mondays.
this ordering is a LIE, I SAY theawl.com/2012/11/new-yo…
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Rumors are wrong. The MTA cannot assess damage until Tuesday. It is way too early for a subway reopening timetable.
Okay, SERIOUS MODE TIME: Shit is actually kind of really scary out there, even up here in Astoria/LIC. Stay safe, everyone.
is this breeze sandy I can't tell going stir crazy here
anyone want to drop off a bunch of episodes of law and order? xoxo n train
ATTENTION PATRONS: Just because Astoria is out of basically every evacuation zone doesn't mean you can throw a wine-spilling party on me.
@ericofthedead @FakeMTA I stop using Twitter for a few days and this is what happens *sniff*
The L train keeps bugging me to join his Grease singalong pool party. I told him I'm stuck in Astoria tonight. #Sandy
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After years of talking about maybe going to Flushing Meadows, the N train decided to "stick with what works" and stop at Central Park.
Attention patrons: Please don't strew acorns, leaves and coffee all over my floor in an attempt to make me more ~*autumnal*~.
SCENES FROM A STALLED TRAIN: man wears fedora, throws bodega bag on the platform
CONFIDENTIAL to man on phone: lord do I empathize, but punching him in the fucking face won't get you your job back.
also, to whoever left their scarf on the Ditmars steps: your accessory game is awesome. short-term memory game, maybe less so
confidential to dude in bedazzled police cap talking about someone with an "ass like a shelf": way to, uh, not blend in?
to the guy in the n train t-shirt: I appreciate the gesture but man it is freaking me out
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