Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

Riverside BUMBLE. Riverside Cride. Fake, not real. Joined February 2018

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

6 years ago

Arghh paywall. Can someone share? Love seeing see my #virtue on full display. Also, stop asking me why I’m just a single in a four neighbor space #notsharing @KFIAM640 @johnandkenshow tinyurl.com/rrhow2l

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

6 years ago

Inept? Bumbling? This talk radio shtick has me triggered. #RiversideBumble @KFIAM640 @johnandkenshow

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

6 years ago

This was a turrible week in government land. No one copied my ballot like I said so! Crying #whining inconsolably. A self affirming lullaby would bring back all my feels right about now. #riversidecried #riversidebumble

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

6 years ago

I may have been hoisted on my own petard, but imma say it’s a calling. #Riversidebumble #Riversidekried #oopsie #teambailey #MeToo #waaaaah #Riversidestumble #wheremysupportersgo @pressenterprise

The Press-Enterprise @pressenterprise

6 years ago

I may have been hoisted on my own petard, but imma say it’s a calling. #Riversidebumble #Riversidekried #oopsie #teambailey #MeToo #waaaaah #Riversidestumble #wheremysupportersgo @pressenterprise

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

6 years ago

“adding revenues is another key part of the equation,” says Mr Zelinka. Its so much easier for me to understand city workings when he makes it simple this way. Garsh we are in a pickle. #suchapuzzle #riversideplans #becausedoinganythingjustsoundshard bit.ly/2Xgn9or

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

6 years ago

We have a parks master plan Vision 2030 that should tidy up this unpleasant little predicky we find our little city in. Hang on just 10 years and we good. pe.com/2019/05/21/riv… #riversidecried #riversidebumble

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

I said stop.

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

I take transparency and accountability very seriously. That’s why I support less transparency and accountability. Focus on my word salad: shift In democracy, social media, engage, tagging, all that makes me super cool. @rmhagen @PEcom_politics

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

!!! When I come out from under my blanket I become a superhero tipster. Go away weed guys, we don’t want you here!! #Riversidekried

ABC News @ABC

7 years ago

!!! When I come out from under my blanket I become a superhero tipster. Go away weed guys, we don’t want you here!! #Riversidekried

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

Wait wat? I can veto? But I like 2mtgs a month. I think the people like me better rested. Send me emails with what you want me to do I’m so confused please hurry. facebook.com/1622234626/pos…

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

Nothing to see here. Move along. @rmhagen Riverside could cut council meetings from weekly to twice a month pe.com/2019/04/15/riv…

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

Give the Mayor a raise so my housewife wife doesn’t have to get a job. Working wives are too 21st century. That’s not my Riverside. Make Riverside Great Again. #TeamBailey

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

I argued for the theme Make Riverside Great Again, but others choose a word more subtle. Luckily an Anagram for “Elevate” (if I add a couple letters) is “very late” - along with this image (issued with our press release) describes our town perfectly.

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

I will get the crowd to chant “Riverside...Riverside...Riverside” when I ask “who’s the Mayor suing?” pe.com/2019/01/15/may… @rmhagen @pressenterprise

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

1.Whine publicly about a decision. Check. 2.Receive expected encouragement from bubble people and sycophants. Check. 3.Decide based on new sense of solicited self worth. Check. 4.Whimper and wipe a tear one more time just for effect. Check. #teambailey #validation #campaign2020

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

I spent this week with my chalk art outlining safe spaces in downtown Riverside. Go see! Hope it helps all Riversiders know where to go! Stay away from the places I outlined in red chalk. Those places are bad, very bad.

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

Decisions aren’t really my thing. Sticking my fingers in my ears and sitting this one out. Pretend play is more funner. pe.com/2018/10/10/bac…

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Fake Rusty Bailey @FakeRustyBailey

7 years ago

Frustrated! pe.com/2018/09/20/law… First, paywall. Second, are we there yet? Third, I don't want to share, but no one asked me. Fourth, is someone going to change my diaper soon?