Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo
The Original - Formula One Legend! GP2 Champion. One of a kind, hard to replace. The best joke teller that you will ever meet. And all in all, a very lucky man. timoglock.com DTM Joined May 2010-
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For the last time as Fake Timo, for that is who I am and will hopefully be remembered: Thank You, everyone, and with a heavy heart, Goodbye.
Finally I wish @realTimoGlock all the best of luck in his future. And I thank you Timo, for without you I would not have existed! So danke!
@FakkiKovalainen I think it's my time. Nice to know that some will still be here, and the good ones too. It's been a pleasure. Best wishes x
@cora_fake I just know that now is the right time. We all need to take chances and risks and put a little faith in the world. Best wishes xx
... and most important, too all who have ever replied to my words - I thank you. This has been a bright moment in an otherwise mundane life.
So from Jarno and Jenson, those there with me at the start, to @FakeMarussia (Always Virgin), my team mates and the one I love...
It has been a fantastic, brilliant three years with you all. Honestly. But all good things must come to an end, and now is simply my time.
As there is no Fake DTM community, and I will sadly be retired from the Fake Formula One world, I am afraid there is no place for me now.
I am sure you are all aware of the news regarding Timo's leaving of Marussia, and of Formula One. I am sure you now know that this is true.
@cora_fake I'm worried now - I also ate some of Aldi's Veggie Burgers. I think I ate a uniquorn...
@cora_fake I'll have to stop telling everyone these jokes though - my voice is a little hoarse...
@IamLewis4fake On the subject of Zebra; are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes?!
@elyndys Ah, it rolls so trippingly off the tongue... ;-)
@cora_fake Though after telling them there was horse in their horseradish, I have now been arrested. Fortunately I'm out on bale...
@IamLewis4fake Hey - maybe that's where they sent their burgers for testing?!
@cora_fake Get off your high horse, jokes are great! ;-) But the burgers are bad - I ate one last night and still have a bit in my mouth...
@FakeMarussia I have missed you too team! Can we start the season now?!
@cora_fake As long as you drink it in moderation and remain 'stable'... ;-)
@IamLewis4fake You could say you're "hung like a Tesco burger"...
Just to be safe I also checked my Tesco Digestives for any traces of horse meat, but luckily I could only Seabiscuit...
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