Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

If I see you with an iPhone 14 I automatically know I'm smarter than you. Nice camera that won't send over text over social media. I could go one about file size and compression but even I don't know why I know that stuff. Anyways 14 is a useless cash grab go with the 13.

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

I text someone hi and literally 7 seconds later they're complaining to me. Bruh. I promise I have it worse is talking still an option or does everyone just complain

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Akin Olokun @AkinOlokun

3 years ago

Marijuana smokers who hold the smoke in their lungs for more than ten seconds cause excessive damage to their lower respiratory tract. Holding the smoke in for so long doesn't maximize THC absorption (which happens rapidly). Smoke should be held in for a maximum of three seconds.

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

The doe fund and the 13th amendment are a joke and can get fucked. American is still standing on the back of slaves

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

I feel like there's a very low chance [for the president of the usa] to return from a trip across state lines in the middle east.

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

Smash or pass?

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

2 scan results in a row say all my tumors are shrinking. Guys, I think I'll beat terminal cancer. LFG

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

Every time someone does my eyebrows I end up wanting to make out with them. Why? Open question

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

3 in da mornin

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Gabriel Scott @FalseConcepts

3 years ago

A hit new spin off of top Chef where competitors put pizzas and such in an oven and wait around for ot to be cooked, maybe checking on it from time to time. I call it BOTTOM CHEF