Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

Purveyor of useless information. Foodie. CEO & Co-founder of Mabel Dental Lab. Opinions are my own. Entrepreneur. Father. Husband. Golfer. Cleveland, Ohio Joined October 2011

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

2 days ago

@egoldie80 Good move on going to the concert and although just game one of 82 not a great start for our cavaliers.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

2 weeks ago

@egoldie80 This is Old Browns! Game over

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

3 weeks ago

@gabbgoudy I think the guards thought you meant say no to hitting the ball. But like you said this is exactly who that we thought they were. Great pitching week hitting with no power.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

3 weeks ago

@egoldie80 Criminal to waste Williams 11Ks. But if they lose, they are who we thought they are... Great pitching with no power hitters and playing small ball.

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The Guardians currently have: no qualifying .300+ hitters no players with 20+ HR no players with 75+ RBI no players with 40+ SB No MLB team has ever finished a non-shortened season without having any players accomplish any of those feats and yet still made the playoffs.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

a month ago

I'm your sleep brother if when you're in bed, you turn the pillow over and feel that coolness on your face and think to yourself "as cool as the other side of the pillow" in Stuart Scott's voice. #espn #stuartscott #patmcafee #sleep

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

a month ago

@egoldie80

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

2 months ago

Over the last 50 years, teams based in Ohio have won a total of 4 major professional sports championships across the MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL. The Ohio State Buckeyes football program has won 3 national championships. #uselesstrivia #ohiostate #clevelander #pain

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

3 months ago

@KingJames I thought this wasn't about ring chasing? Honestly as a clevelander thanks for the championship but honestly can't wait until we beat you.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

4 months ago

@DisneylandParis should be absolutely shamed. We saw numerous fights and kids almost being trampled. There's no rope like CA or FL to direct traffic during the fireworks. No cast members around especially near the castle. Someone is going to get killed. Ridiculous.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

5 months ago

@ringer @BillSimmons Umm the Cleveland Guardians formerly the Indians have not won a World series since 1948. And can't forget our beloved Cleveland Browns who have never been to a super bowl.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

5 months ago

@TheKennyRoda @cavs Completely agree. It has to be the most frustrating team of all time from a Cleveland standpoint. I don't understand what is happening.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

5 months ago

@TheKennyRoda @cavs It's mind boggling. Do we have any winners actually on this team? Anything can still happen but I've had it again with Mobley. A Max guy needs to be consistent night after night.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

5 months ago

This is the most frustrating Cavaliers team in my lifetime, I'm 47. Makes no sense with the talent and experience on this team. Let's see what Mitchell can do again in the second half. #cavs #nba

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

6 months ago

@SportsBoyTony If he is injured they have a responsibility to report this because of gambling

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

6 months ago

@Gbush91 I agree I don't understand what is going on with them. Is this coaching, do the players not like each other and don't want to play for one another? I mean this is just mind-boggling

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

6 months ago

@gabbgoudy Not at all lol.

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Evan Jaffe @FastFoodEvan

6 months ago

@Laoschbag @SportsBoyTony His legacy in part will be on the line tomorrow. He must show up in a big way. Also the NBA needs to adopt similar rules to the NFL and at least the last minute of the game no challenges and all reviews come from Secaucus.