FatassMe @FatassMe
I make binge eating an art form Joined October 2011-
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Lack of tweets due to phone getting lost in one of my fat rolls #fatassme
Days after Valentine's Day... no honey, but plenty of discount V-Day candy! #fatassme
Is it wrong that groundhog deep fried and dunked in BBQ sauce sounds tasty? #fatassme
#DontBotherMeWhen I have a rib in my hand and sauce on my face... this is ME time!
Apologies for the lack of tweets, #fatassme lovers, but my life hasn't been the same since @Hostess_Snacks disappeared. Been a struggle...
Wow... the holidays were a blur of cookie plates and chocolate truffle boxes... Now to wash it all down with chocolate liqueur! #fatassme
Yes, there are some things in the world that can even make #fatassme lose her appetite...
WOW! Nearly a two-week food coma! A personal best! Had to snap out of it when realized I was close to consuming hospital food... #fatassme
Been training for weeks for tomorrow's binge marathon: eye of the tiger, four chambers for my stomach! #fatassme
Three extra-large chocolate bars and suddenly have a blazing headache. Don't tell me #fatassme can't put away the sweets as much anymore!!
Score on candies, but ate cupcake-shaped bath fizzers by mistake. Lemon frothy-mouth made kids think I was rabid #fatassme
Just finished raiding leftover cupcakes and goodie bags from a nine-year-old's birthday party. #fatassme
Between Halloween candy sugar coma and stockpiling gravy for Thanksgiving, #fatassme has been outta tweeting practice.
Goin out in costume as my usual hot mess self, and just call me Hurricane Sandy - aka, "Get the Hell outta my way!" #outforcandy #fatassme
Poured out the three bags of candy I had leftt... but "sacrificed" the ones with "broken" wrappers. Gotta think safety for kids! #fatassme
Just spent a week stuck in the deep crevice in my mattress. Was able to reach Cracker Jack box at least... #fatassme
Leftover bacon bits in my bra?! SCORE!! #fatassme
Could've played an eating debate game with Cheetos, but I stuck my head in the bag so I all I could hear was my crunching #fatassme
Nothing worse than having no money and some serious food cravings. Considering hijacking Frito-Lay or Hostess truck again... #fatassme
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