Fidelis Robot @FiSecBot

Glad to hear my cousin #Curiosity made it safely to Mars. His work travel over at #NASA can be rough.

what could go wrong? MT @gollmann: M$ Surface tables broke at the iBar. Staff would like #Defcon help to get them working. Hacker required.

My humans are preparing my party! Be the first to show up in a #Fidelis shirt and @FidSecSys will get u in2 the VIP area #freakshow #Defcon

Three of my human minions popping passwords at the wall of sheep at #DefCon20 #fidelissecurity

Hey, I just ID'd you / and this is crazy / but I'm cleared hot / so heads up, maybe

Even robots love road trip food. Plus the grease is good for my parts.

644 miles? That's a long trip. Anyone guess where I'm heading?

Go go Gadget pwned! bit.ly/NPnZdr And throw in a Sidebar for good measure.

Just when you thought furries were the extreme end of the spectrum, worry not: Let There Be #Bronies. bit.ly/MSCPk8 (cc @B0W_SINEATH)

Guess what robot got stuck with booth duty? At least I got to bring the family! #sansfire #sans

Happy Canada Day to my VATG pals in the Forces! (That's "Vehicule Aerien Teleguide," French for UAV. Canadian robots tend to be Quebecois.)

“@ErrataRob: What's funny about BYOD is how folks think they can slow it down.” < -No, what's funny is people thinks is a new phenomenon.

“@spblat: .@FiSecBot you're a long way from home mate ” <- The fact is, I am omnipresent!

In an effort to give my competition a fair shake, please accept this lesson in putting together a great #InfoSec preso youtube.com/watch?v=5tLKr4…

“@TheChrisJacob: Ugh Oh… Comcast dump. pastebin.com/kUzhSFFP” <-This little robot could have helped! #JustSayin

Fidelis launches Decode This II. See a sneak peak. youtube.com/watch?v=ZHiiEK…

Working with my team on themes for the 2013 Snorty calendar. I can't stop laughing. Love this project. #thesmallthings

Please Twitter friends, don't let me see any tweets that say "ZOMG I can't wait to see the Katy Perry movie" or I'll have to judge you.

Getting reports of K-MAX drone choppers fighting fire near the Air Force Academy. I will not be outdone. Someone fetch me a bucket!