Ofc #365 @FictitiousFuzz
The rants and random thoughts of an overnight Patrol Officer... (My opinions are my own & do not reflect my employer) Heaven (Iowa) Joined July 2011-
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Also! I leave for a little bit and now there is a global pandemic?! Pull it together people! #GoneFor5Minuets #DontEatBats #StayHome
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Realize I've been AWOL lately! I had to go get toilet paper and there was a little line. #MyBad
Back to the real world..it's a little chilly back home.
I'm in Georgia for the next 5 days for training. Yay living out of a suitcase!
It just occurred to me that I haven't tweeted in awhile! I'm so sorry please forgive me.
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Well it's Sept. 1st and the temp has dipped into the 50s; can we put an official BOLO out for gas station Pumpkin Spice cappuccino? 🤔🍁🍂
@sykoticwit I had no choice in the matter the Magna Carta was pretty clear on the issue..
Really drunk guy just told me it was his right per the Magna Carta to block traffic at 3 in the morning.
Someone spit on my squad car while I was in the gas station #Anarchy
@Mia_Ria God I hate that store! I'm not sure how they stay in business...
@oneangrycop I know how you feel. However it seems like my salty old sergeant knows everything! I can't beat him.
They made me stay over to cover part of day shift. Sorry if I blind you with my pasty white skin.
So I started saying bro sarcastically now I can't stop saying it. #WhatHaveIDone #Brah #Bro
Partner: Ya know I'm a pretty bad ass guy. Sergeant: So you're saying that you are a pretty BAG? P: Well.. um..
Hey bro, just because you don't make eye contact doesn't mean I don't see you drunkenly stumbling away.
While I support your 1st Amendment right to call me a "little bitch" public intox is still illegal #LiquidCourage
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Rookie on radio "Plate number Bravo - Queen - K ...Kevin... 378."
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