Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

♋️ furiously liberal. lover of music, mma, and memes #mambaforever #blm #tlm Austin, TX Joined April 2012

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smi @smino

4 days ago

when you used to loss these wins feel personal .

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Resko★ @Bloke_Baz

6 days ago

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections, that mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

a week ago

This girl just mugged me down hard directly in front of her guy at the store, why do I seemingly only get attention from girls with a dude? Lmao.

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Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

3 weeks ago

Crawford is insane at boxing

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Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

3 weeks ago

Bathroom attendants at clubs are the backbone of our society

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Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420

3 weeks ago

“I’ll bring my friends, they’re chill” The friends:

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Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

4 weeks ago

These boys are having a #Slobberknocker #UFCParis

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Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

4 weeks ago

Why is you giving your gems to them who ain’t got no safe to hold em?

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Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

4 weeks ago

“Mo money mo problems, got 99 of em and it’s really my fault for like 50” - @guapdad4000 - #RealLifeBars

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The Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist

2 months ago

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

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aria STELLE AND ASTH DAY!!! @devilscorrupted

3 months ago

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" i asked jeff the killer and he said im gonna jeff the kill you

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Wonderboy got robbed. Bonfim only won the first, never really threatened submissions after the first and definitely didn’t win the rounds on striking in the second or third. Yall know if the commission is looking for judges? These guys still suck. #UFCNashville @danawhite

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Tommy Machete @FireCrocs

3 months ago

Morgan Charriere giving Arnold Allen vs. Dan Hooker vibes in that finish. Dude was tired of trading and was ready to get tf out of there 🤣 #UFCNashville