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~sam~ @samcarf

11 years ago

Of all the weird things I've seen lately, a monk in a full-out robe strolling through Walmart takes the cake

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FL Golf @FLGolfBoyz

11 years ago

Let's face it, it was breezy enough out there to blow Wils's stache right off his face

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FL Golf @FLGolfBoyz

11 years ago

Way to break through and win one boyz!!!! I mean sure those teams weren't too scary but ya gotta start somewhere

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~sam~ @samcarf

11 years ago

@JoeAlberg hahahahahahaha no I bought one for real

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~sam~ @samcarf

11 years ago

I can't tell you how many guitar picks of mine have gone through the wash lol

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

@Dubznap1 he survived long enough to fave my tweet tho...?

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

@NerfFl @eastonjacobson @jack_kluge you think Buck will let you guys swing through...?

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

How you know it's been a rough couple of weeks

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

Tough to win if you don't play 😏

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

@PBrennhofer smells bad though

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

When snapchat first came out with the flame/number deal, I thought they were ranking the hotness of the people I was snapping

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

Who's got nice windows and a couch big enough for approximately everyone?

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

Injecting coffee in hopes of staying up long enough to do this psych reading

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David Hughes @david8hughes

10 years ago

Therapist: what's your biggest fear? Me: being alone Therapist [getting tarantula out of box]: guess again idiot

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Miranda @merandduh

10 years ago

I thought I would come to college and be a new person.. I thought I would change. Nope I still eat snow.

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David Hughes @david8hughes

10 years ago

[sees the new girl at work at the coffee machine the day after she refused to go on a date with me] Me: good morning, lesbian

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David Hughes @david8hughes

10 years ago

[describing criminal to sketch artist] He spoke fluent Japanese. He had the eyebrows of a flustered surgeon.

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David Hughes @david8hughes

10 years ago

[goin on stage to accept Oscar for best male constantly wearing kneepads] Narrator: good year for-ooh, hes tripped on the step. Hes fine tho

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

Thank goodness some people are still smart enough to laugh at [my] dumb jokes 😉 HBD @madis_war

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~sam~ @samcarf

10 years ago

@Dubznap1 that might have been the hardest I've ever laughed in my life

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