Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

I am the father of Rodrick, Gregory, and Manny Heffley. I love to reenact the civil war and I hate teenagers! Plainview, USA Joined October 2018

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Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

5 hours ago

They’re trying to enslave humanity. If you’re a full grown man and enjoying: Video games Hanging out with Rowley Writing in your diary Etc Instead of PREPARING FOR WAR AND RESISTING THE MATRIX. You, and your bloodline will get the eternal slavery you sorely deserve.

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I make sure to mention 9/11 at least three times a week to my children

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Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

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Plainview - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

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diary and the wimpy kid

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2 months ago

Who wants to fuck my wife?

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Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

3 months ago

Rodrick has informed me that I have cancer in my dick and my mom is gay

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Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

3 months ago

I just heard that Rowley "blue balled" Gregory. Great to hear that he's finally playing a sport!

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Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

4 months ago

Rodrick is a dumb cunt

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Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

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The Heffleys are going on vacation! Well, only Manny is going and the destination is the bottom of a river in Bangladesh.

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Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley

4 months ago

Just so you know, Frank Heffley is a very common name!

Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

4 months ago

Just so you know, Frank Heffley is a very common name!

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when the "ski-di-di" toilet is in the middle of the road

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Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick

41K Followers 21 Following (Parody account) Older brother of Greg and Manny Heffley, drummer of Löded Diper

Susan Heffley @MomHeffley

55K Followers 8 Following Loving mommy of 3 beautiful boys. (This is a parody account)

My videos are a cry for help. 330,000-ish subscribers and declining. I sing and play uke in @RaccoonTourBand. Send complaints to @bttrsweet_media thank u.

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7K Followers 2K Following My videos are a cry for help. 330,000-ish subscribers and declining. I sing and play uke in @RaccoonTourBand. Send complaints to @bttrsweet_media thank u.

Greg Heffley @GregHef46927925

2K Followers 164 Following (Parody Account) Manny just said allahu akbar

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2K Followers 13 Following This account is a parody

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1 Followers 47 Following 20 trust me bro

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20 Followers 81 Following

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107 Followers 422 Following the early bird gets the worm, but the late night owl gets an energy drink and a trip to taco bell #imisspresidentmcdonalds

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65 Followers 380 Following it’s a leap of faith • 16k kill Wattson main

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12 Followers 340 Following i use twitter

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83 Followers 472 Following

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39 Followers 704 Following Im 19 and have autism 🔞🔞🔞 Wallpaper art is not mine

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2 Followers 62 Following Every nice text hurts

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18 Followers 164 Following awesome as fuck

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68 Followers 632 Following

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6 Followers 35 Following Shitpost

Jeff Kinney @wimpykid

233K Followers 314 Following Author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series

Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick

41K Followers 21 Following (Parody account) Older brother of Greg and Manny Heffley, drummer of Löded Diper

Susan Heffley @MomHeffley

55K Followers 8 Following Loving mommy of 3 beautiful boys. (This is a parody account)

Löded Diper @Real_LodedDiper

2K Followers 49 Following Unofficial page of Löded Diper (Parody)

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17K Followers 514 Following do not search my name on google images

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5K Followers 27 Following 😓 twisted wizard player 🕹⚔️ freaky 💦💦🔥 18+ ONLY 🔥 *OFFICIAL FREW* 😎 CERTIFIED HOMEWORK HELPER 🤤 (parody account)

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10K Followers 632 Following I am the strongest being of all time. Parody not affiliated with Nintendo. Banner by @JSketch12

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305K Followers 251 Following Guy

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91K Followers 56 Following donkey kong the main ape | posts whenever (not affiliated with nintendo) | im hungry

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714 Followers 13 Following (PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT AFFILIATED WITH DOAWK OR JEFF KINNEY) Genius, Millionare, Male Pornstar.

Future professional basketball player. The only 200-pound 6 year old Greg Heffley knows. Neither of my parents are taller than five-foot-two. (PARODY ACC)

Shawn Snella @ShawnSnella

3K Followers 96 Following Future professional basketball player. The only 200-pound 6 year old Greg Heffley knows. Neither of my parents are taller than five-foot-two. (PARODY ACC)

Manny Heffley @mannyheffleyy

26K Followers 8 Following Like if a child made a parody account of another, yet fictional, child. **Parody**

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15K Followers 63 Following Linda, 44y/o, mother and wife, vore enthusiast, ass eater (Parody! Not affiliated to the Diary of a wimpy kid franchise or Jeff Kinney)