Fraser @Frasermc2

wait I’m goated Joined January 2016

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Fraser @Frasermc2

8 months ago

The makers of inch’s cider knew what they were doing. Just asked the bartender for 2 inch’s…

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8 months ago

In “The Scottish Pub” in Copenhagen rn. Walked in like I own the place. My culture is not your business.

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Sitting at work, I have a phone, CCTV cameras and a monitor to look through them, light switches and a door on my left. One door on my right and I’m the security guard of a certain branded pizza restaurant. Fighting off animatronics.

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10 months ago

Was taking a shit, leaned back and the motion sensor went off and flushed… Didn’t even get to say goodbye 😔.

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a year ago

My birthday is 02/02/2002 so when I’m at the doctor or something and I have to tell them my bday they always say: “That’s easy to remember!” Like I’d fucking forget my own birthday but hey.

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a year ago

If we’re ever suffering from overpopulation, give everyone a single tangfastic and let natural selection do the rest.

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a year ago

Was just driving about and on the third speed bump I got a UAV… Is it over for me?

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a year ago

At a buffet rn, about to play chicken ball roulette, wish me luck!

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a year ago

“WE DID IT!”

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a year ago

Got a 5 guys and that’s a decent result for the Patties tbf.

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a year ago

Can we normalise bringing food other than snacks to a friend’s house? Bringing Iceland chicken dippers for the bros to share is dope af.

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2 years ago

Why is there just one chair in the hospital waiting room that’s so much bigger than the others? Just a heads up for everyone else that chair is mine, the king needs his throne.