Frog on a wall @Frogularity
...but that's none of my business. The Frog Pond Joined February 2015-
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“Unfortunately, [colleague], I don’t have your penises but they will be coming your way soon.”
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“You need a lot of calories to go on a murderous rampage … I should know, I go on them frequently.”
“If I’m dead I don’t have to come to work tomorrow, right?”
“Have you ever been bitten by an angry pregnant woman? Do you want to be?”
– Hey, c’mere and put this in your mouth – Yeah I’m not falling for THAT one again
– I’m feeling a little bitter today – That’s OK, let’s go hurt some people
“We can’t be mean to our partnership clients, but our regular clients we can slap around all we want.”
“Aggressive ovulation! Eggs popping out everywhere!!”
“Sometimes I feel like I’m pushing a dead horse around the track while people are asking, ‘Why isn’t the horse going faster??’”
“Sorry, I cannot assist with fruit-related emergencies.”
– If this keeps up I’ll probably off myself in the secret room. – Could you at least do that in a room without carpet?
– I like “peeing a little bit”. – I thought you’d like that one…
“I am in the habit of taking a victory poop every time I finish something.”
“Communication rainbows will stream out of his butt.”
“Going to a naked rave in a shower with my boss is not on my to-do list.”
“I don’t want to know what you and [colleague] do with your hands. Remember that he does not have a sex worker visa.” “So he’ll have to do it pro-bono!”
“Why are you smiling? It’s never good when you’re smiling!”
“Hey [colleague], we were gonna hook up, do you wanna do it in 10 minutes on the couches?” *stunned silence followed by nervous laughter* {responses ranging from “Can I come?” to “I’m not sitting on those couches…”}
“One day you’re working on cutting-edge server tech, the next day you’re cleaning pot smell out of a laptop keyboard”
“So, you’re saying they want to build Hot or Not… for dogs?!?”
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