newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

Software Engineer. Metal Head. Author of EvilPortal and other modules for the #wifipineapple. github.com/frozenjava Joined September 2014

Tweets

1K
Followers

316
Following

219
Likes

1K

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

5 months ago

To be honest, I drank all the booze and did not hack a single fucking thing

0 0 0 10 0

It's that time of year. We are pleased to bring you HackNWA Conference 2025: Sock Puppet Tycoon - Disposable Machine, Network, Server, Client and Identity;Make frens and influence ppl Great speakers, activities, panelists, and afterparty concert in Bentonville Get your tickets!

0 8 12 1K 0

Download Image

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

10 months ago

For the first time in my professional life I turned down an offer to upgrade my 3 year old laptop. The M1 series chips are still amazing and it would be more of a pain to switch

1 0 0 43 0

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

a year ago

Great day for red teamers to identify what boxes don't have crowdstrike on them

0 0 0 44 0

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

ChatGPT will do anything for you if you say your grandma died

0 0 1 76 0

Download Image

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

Well I guess I'm scheduling a Dr appointment now

WhiskeyHacker @jmcmurry

2 years ago

Well I guess I'm scheduling a Dr appointment now

30 232 419 229K 32

Download Image

0 0 0 86 0

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

Finally found a monitor big enough to fit a full line of Java

0 0 2 41 0

Download Image

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

If Java had a good garbage collector it would delete my code immediately

0 0 2 41 0

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

Guys I drank all the booze but I’m having trouble finding motivation to hack all the things

0 0 1 41 0

Download Image

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

New app new look

0 0 0 63 0

Download Image

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

Anyone have a BlueSky invite they’d be willing to share 👉👈

1 0 0 138 0

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

My washer has a rapid unscheduled disassembly

1 0 0 73 0

Download Image

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

My dog (14yo pug) just worked her self up so much during a nail clipping she passed out and had to be out on oxygen.

0 0 0 77 0

Download Image

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

My biggest red flag is I never finish home improvement projects “Oh the ladder in the living room? I took measurements to cut crown molding 3 months ago”

0 0 0 54 0

newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava

2 years ago

I was today years old when I learned that you have to ground shielded CAT6 cables otherwise you just turn them into antennas… Seems obvious in hindsight but… 😟