Project Manager Tips @FuckingPMTips
Joined November 2011-
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I'm being followed by @ContractPM who actually run a serious site for project managers. Maybe they'll let me write a fucking article!
If trying to make yourself look fucking important/busy involves distracting others from actually working on your project think twice.
A conference call should not be seen as a fucking opportunity to test how many people your phone system can handle. #OnlyInviteIfVital
Did your last project fail despite 200 planning meetings and 10k pages of documentation? Why not try 300 meetings and 20k pages? Idiots.
If you fwd a dev's email to customers without understanding it then consider that you might not be adding much fucking value to the project!
Think to yourself "could I be replaced by an email routing service" if so fuck off!
If the team have been working hard on your project buy them some fucking Easter eggs!
If your project is fucking massive don't try and solve all the issues before you start there'll be loads more once you get started!
If your spending all your time talking about the fucking project and not doing the fucking project then you'll never fucking finish it.
“@tedneward: I'm in! fuckconf.org” i'd love to speak at this!
TFS: like AIDs but worse #tekpubtfstitlesuggestion
TFS: but only if Sourcesafe doesn't do what you need #tekpubtfstitlesuggestion
TFS: for those times you absolutely positively need to integrate your source code with sharepoint #tekpubtfstitlesuggestion
If the developers say the code smells don't fucking sniff it!
Make time in iterations for addressing technical fucking debt!
If your project has suffered from rushed dev/testing, plan some fucking time for putting it right!
When you get what you want out of a meeting stop fucking talking. You'll only talk them out of it!
Someone has just told me that the collective noun for a group of project managers is a "Fuckup" without #wikipedia how do I check?
If your fucking project relies heavily on plagiarising content from online sources be aware of any planned downtime to them. #StopSOPA
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