ChatUpLines @FunChatUpLines
Chat up lines, insults and compliments Joined December 2011-
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What does a women and milk cartoons have in common? You have to open the flaps to get to the good stuff!
Don't worry about the state of your legs, they're the first things I'm gonna push out of the way.
I like being able to breathe but I wouldn't mind having that ass-thma
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?
I bet your last name is Jacobs, because you're a real cracker
Girl, you smell like burnt shit, coz your arse is on fire
It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are but if it did I'd be overqualified
Do you like Nintendo because wii look good together
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Iron man is red, Thors hair is gold, Get on your knees and do as you're told.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Excuse me, but I'm really attracted to you and according to Newtons law of Gravity, you're attracted to me to.
You make me feel like a suicide bomber. When I look at you, something exploded all over my pants.
You still use internet explorer? That means you like it nice and slow.
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