FundyRules Creating Calvinite Caricatures: Hoss @FundyRules
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Bunch of low-life, bald-headed, pot-bellied, good for nothing deacons. Kidd said similarly.
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Kiddism day is tomorrow! Get ready.
@wadelentz Very sad to read this. You know our anti-Calvinite ministry is strong don’t you?
Dr. Kidd’s final song as the senior pastor.
First went swanging and now there is not a church in North Carolina or Tenn whose pastor practices shoe throwing. The departure of OTR is sure hard to take.
@PastorLoving I just need to know you are wit me through thick and thin.
With my impending retirement from Twitter along with that of several of my anti-Calvinite Anon friends- perhaps we should have a day of Kiddisms including things we think he might say.
@FundyBB @goldencorral Looking forward to our full time tent revival ministry- 12 months a year, rain, snow, or hair plugs- we will be rebuking Calvinites. Money!!!
@FundyBB Makes me puking sick.
This is the end. It’s been a fun ride.
@FundyBB DR-549 is a Calvinite.
I can’t take it. Today was the official last day the greatest of all time is the senior pastor. DR-549 can’t hold a candle to him. Calvinitism has taken over. This is the end. My mission has failed.
With the resignation of Dr. Kidd I am thinking that it is about time for me to hang it up as well. Losing a general in the anti-Calvinite army is too much for me to bear.
@PastorLoving I will miss his sweetness and how he never even needed a text. Calvinites always use text.
@PastorLoving He was a legendary expositor. RIP.
@FundyBB Don’t that make you puking sick, brother? I think NC may soon fall to Calvinites, Calvinitism, and Calvinitology. We are losing the battle. I’m weary, worn, and wary of those wasted wormy weasel wine-dranking Calvinites.
Not a Calvinite church in North Carolina has Sunday night church anymore. Think about that. Bunch of two-bit non-hair-transfusion idiots.
Those Anon boys are disgusting critics. They make me puking sick.
@FundyBB D. R. 549 had something to do with this. Very sad day in the Anon world. We must petition to bring him back.
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