Funk_Merchant @Funk_Merchant
Gross miscalculations have lead me here... Joined August 2012-
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I’m sick of throwing my money into the money pit of Temu this Christmas. I’m going to spend local and go back to the mom and pop shop Amazon. #tistheseason
Working in construction gives you insight into conversations you’d never think you’ll have - “You’re actually pretty nice for a guy with ‘misanthropy’ tattooed to his forehead…”
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
“Dad, what’s the more popular ice cream - Baskin and Rabbits or Tom and Jerry’s?” “Well the first one isn’t a thing but the second is a thing but not the thing you think it is…”
Going once…. Twice…. THREE TIMES TO ALDI!!! youtu.be/hWXZ75gD_mo
Wife - “Have you seen my phone? Wait… Do you have it in the toilet with you??” Me - “This is part of the cost of making me your instahusband…” . . . . #dadlife #dadlyfe #husband #wifelife #parenting
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Raising girls vs raising boys - Daughter(9) - “Dad, I got 98% on my home work practice maths test!” Son(7) - “Dad! This is how you punch a book! HYAH!!!” #parenting #dadlife
Come on Minitaur!!! Clippity clop! #tennis
Alright. I think it’s been long enough… What the fuck were #grinspoon singing about?
So now I know all sorts of stuff about my neighbour’s anal fissures… and this is why I don’t #newpeople.
Is it odd that my only goal for 2023 is to grow my hair long enough to cut it into a decent mullet? #hairgoals
My 9 yr old just requested to watch Ferris Bueller again at 6am. I finally done a #parenting right.
@runjewels @therealelp Got them shits in 14?
*gooogles* ‘Unbendable forks’ Things you never think of until you have a six year old. #parenting #dadlife #dadlyfe
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