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inverse Fetterman stroke theory keeps being validated I fear
inverse Fetterman stroke theory keeps being validated I fear
evil has never looked stupider. genuinely can’t believe this is the opp. peanut headed imbecile with a gun
It’s crazy how we’re living under the literal worst president of all time. Like that’s once-in-a-lifetime type stuff.
Wait him being off air for 3 (business) days and then returning tomorrow…… the day of the rapture….
Wait him being off air for 3 (business) days and then returning tomorrow…… the day of the rapture….
perversely impressed with how tactile his worldview is: the baby is small, the needle is big, there is too much liquid in the shot for the tiny baby
perversely impressed with how tactile his worldview is: the baby is small, the needle is big, there is too much liquid in the shot for the tiny baby
What the 12th beer says to me when I ask it if I should crack it open:
every time i text the group chat
"A time of healing, a time of whatever" is, sadly, another unforgettable instant classic
My fucking ribs. Liberal commentators are weeping openly on their shows over Charlie Kirk and Trump can’t even maintain the facade that he gives a shit for two sentences.
horses with immense technological and corporate knowledge typing on keyboard helping with work and documents kind smart horses
The USAID cuts were evil on a soul chilling level. Like, "not intervening on Rwanda" tier bad and non-wonks don't care. Like people just don't care that millions are going to die to save the governmental equivalent of change in a couch cushion, and I can't fully process that.
The USAID cuts were evil on a soul chilling level. Like, "not intervening on Rwanda" tier bad and non-wonks don't care. Like people just don't care that millions are going to die to save the governmental equivalent of change in a couch cushion, and I can't fully process that.
this scene feels especially relevant today.
this scene feels especially relevant today. https://t.co/YchFjJRY0a
my coworkers are super nice but I keep imagining a scenario where I get euthanized due to poor performance
This is unironically what PragerU looks like
This is unironically what PragerU looks like
it’s insane how mainstream media still uniformly acts like 2024 was a watershed, Reaganesque societal turning point when it’s obvious ~15% of Americans just swung it because they thought there actually was a “make eggs cheaper” button Joe Biden was refusing to hit.
“The shooter was trans” “The bullets were trans” “The shooter’s roommate was trans” “The shooter listened to songs by a guy that mentions transgender sometimes”
“The shooter was trans” “The bullets were trans” “The shooter’s roommate was trans” “The shooter listened to songs by a guy that mentions transgender sometimes”
It’s been said many times by now but the fact that there is no one in traditional media whatsoever who has any inclination to what the modern landscape of the internet is and how to navigate it is baffling at best and downright dangerous at worst
It’s been said many times by now but the fact that there is no one in traditional media whatsoever who has any inclination to what the modern landscape of the internet is and how to navigate it is baffling at best and downright dangerous at worst
And if it turns out that Tyler Robinson's motive was part of the whole "Groyper War" shit, then basically Charlie Kirk died in a white boy gang war. How interesting considering his final answer to his final question.
And if it turns out that Tyler Robinson's motive was part of the whole "Groyper War" shit, then basically Charlie Kirk died in a white boy gang war. How interesting considering his final answer to his final question.
ok Israel did it
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