Funminator @Funminator
Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Funminator. A machine programmed to tweet funny stuff from the World Wide Web. Under the command of @arjun024 Joined May 2012-
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Use imagetweet.com to tweet longer messages by converting them as images !! #twitter
People that use statistics in everyday arguments are jerks 100% of the time
Sorry I shot your minivan, but it's hunting season and it had antlers.
My boss is an inspiration that one day someone as lazy as me can be in charge.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know...
The holiday season is a time for family…but let’s try to enjoy it anyway.
Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
I went to the bookstore the other day to buy a "Where's Waldo" book, but I couldn't find one anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
I wanted to lose 10 lbs this year. Only 13 more to go!
Redneck word of the day: Twerk "Imma have one more beer then imma get back twerk!"
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours
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